TOWIE - after the cull

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I suspect they didn’t swing the hatchet enough. One our two have really been there too long.

I reckon that the ones who survived have had that much filler that the hatchet simply bounced off…

Not looking at anyone in particular sistas

Hmmmm.

This episode was brought to you by the number 40 494 and the letter M and millimetres.

It appears the latest fashion is to be within a mm of flashing your areolas.

Mmareola chic.

Can’t understand why Amber is hanging with CheesyD. And why LCB’s little mate agreed to go on a date with him. He has slagged both LCB and Amber without mercy. Mmelt.

That said, not sure how he loves Mmamasims so much. She speaks to her friends like dirt. Even if she thinks it be banter. It ain’t. It is mmean.

Danni and Gutsby? The only reason she cried was because she did tell it how it was to Jordan. And she wasn’t expecting him to spill. She was the one who stirred that fight up too.

We can see that the relationship is mmince.

Sick

Hate that word

Looks like the next one will be the only way is essexmas blondes

I hope Blocky takes his new squeeze on. I’m not fond of Yaz.

I wasn’t fond before but I am deeply suspicious of folk who breathe happy clappy positivity in and out and bitch about someone (despite cloaking it in passive/aggressivey smiling assassin stylee) with their next breath.

I expect Diags to get a mama tattoo as well. Any Declaration of adoration will be null and void without the tart from now on.

Probably.

What on earth has Georgia done to her face?!

More cheek filers ?

I can only surmise that they may have used the syringe for the other cheeks…

Good finale! I do like a big TOWIE party and loved Diags' speech (give that man his own show) and Chloe's highlights.

Yaz' top lip now needs its own show. She looks like Daffy Duck. As for Georgia, I am still mourning her old nose so can't get worked up about fillers (think it may just be leftover baby weight anyway) - was just happy to see her and Tommy. I love them!

Wasn't convinced by Diags' terrible virtual football (what) date with Angel (surely not her real name) - she literally looks half his age. SO uncomfortable to see Chloe's poor daughter on screen... it can't be helping her to be on the show.

I hope Brockett stays in Manchester - I wouldn't miss her. Not sure she'll ever get there though given we saw her striding confidently across the forecourt of Kings Cross station and all Manchester trains run from the much less photogenic Euston...

The whole thing where they're suddenly trying to shoehorn in a storyline of Gatsby being jealous of Roman - weren't Roman and Dani introduced as cousins? I thought that was why we always see them hanging out with his mum. But now Roman's saying they've kissed before... what?

Think cousins can kiss legally. Even marry

Or am I wrong

Yes I feel for her choirs daughter. Esp as bless her she isn’t stick thin

Technically yes I think they can @Blondeshavemorefun - but it's a bit bloody weird innit?!

Can't see the point of Roman anyway, he seems so young and awkward and doesn't really fit in with the others - it's like he's the work experience kid or something.

cheesyD has been a nasty piece of work in his efforts of being mama’s grubby little henchman.

He does not deserve his own show.

I think if Sam Thompson and Pete Wicks can get their own show...

They shouldn’t have.

Well, I'd watch it. I find Diags hilarious

Each to their own.

The way he has spoken to or about some of the women in Towie over the years has been awful over the years. Borderline disgusting.

It would not be for me.

Cheesy d ?

Diaz

I didn’t think he was that bad

And yes, I know it is a scripted reality show and is therefore not real, but still.

There wouldn’t be enough money in the world to let someone film me acting like some have done over the years. So many have been portrayed as absolute holes over the years.

Xmas special is 15/16th dec

Sista romance.

Sista fall out with folk who broke some kind of code.

Sista fall out with folk who were disrespectful.

Gutsby break up.

Possible proposal.

Mistletoe kissies at dressed up party.

Baby.

Dogs in Christmas costumes.

Have I covered everything? 🤗

Can’t wait blondes 🥳

Looks like Chloe M and Courtney are back for the Christmas special! And Brockett.

Yaz looks ridiculous.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10288333/TOWIEs-Yazmin-Oukhellou-braves-cold-busty-mini-dress.html

Yaz spinning me right round. Like a record baby. Right round.

Round round.

Yes @SheldonesqueTheBstard! I knew she reminded me of someone. With bolt-on boobs to boot.

There once were so many beautiful young women on Towie.

Now they look like fancy bags for life.

Wipe clean. Water resistant. Shiny.

Shame.

I still look forward to seeing what they look like in 20yrs time when 40/50

May I live to my three score and 10 to laugh my surgical tights off blondes

It’ll save me sitting down to a plethora of last of the summer wine episodes - as would be befitting.