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TOWIE - after the cull

140 replies

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/09/2021 20:43

I suspect they didn’t swing the hatchet enough. One our two have really been there too long.

I reckon that the ones who survived have had that much filler that the hatchet simply bounced off…

Not looking at anyone in particular sistas

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ElizabethTudor · 16/09/2021 17:12

I thought Amber looked really good on Sunday too.

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 17:59

Yes, she really did.

Her and Dan seem happy and that is shining out of her.

I’ve had my moments with AnberT but I’ve mostly been in batting for her.

The sloppysistas? Not so much. I can’t see a time when I would change my mind.

Gutsby and Dani are feeding off eachother. I dislike the pair of them intensely.

ElizabethTudor · 16/09/2021 18:33

Yes, she seems a lot more secure in her relationship with Dan, and in herself.
I do like that she doesn’t take any crap. Probably why her and Chloe B get along!

No, I quite agree - I cannot see myself doing a 180 and liking the Sims sisters. They’d all need to have lobotomies.

Same with Gatsby and Dani. It just makes me dislike then more...

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 18:35

I thought Dani might soften Gutsby’s nastiness towards women your gracious majesty

Verily, she has not.

Spite vampires.

ElizabethTudor · 16/09/2021 18:58

I think she’s just winding him up.
Whereas it would obviously be better for someone to calm him down and have rational conversations with him. But sadly not.

Toomuchtooyoung01 · 16/09/2021 19:06

It was also so cringe the way they all
suck up to The Sisters Simms “obviously I’d rather be staying in a cottage with you guys!”

This is a bit off topic as Pete wasn’t even in the latest episode but does it annoy anyone else how with every single fling he has, when the lady in question is giving him a bollocking for basically sleeping with her and leading her on, he does that whole pouty, “I’m taking this very seriously” stare, acting like he’s so very sorry and contrite for doing the exact same thing he does every time he meets a woman on the show (Shelby/Chloe Simms, he literally did the exact same thing both times)

RevolvingPivot · 16/09/2021 19:45

I forgot it was on. Just watching. What's Chloe S done to her face??!

RiotAtTheRodeo · 16/09/2021 19:48

I haven't watched TOWIE in a couple of years but I pop in each series thought to see how Chloe Sims' face is morphing.

Christ on a bike, those fillers are somethin' else!

SheldonesqueTheLazyEyedBstard · 16/09/2021 20:03

Not for a Dunlop technician.

Blondeshavemorefun · 16/09/2021 21:26

Both Chloe’s looks awful

I think maybe saffron is the only natural one

Or lesst looks natural

Blondeshavemorefun · 19/09/2021 17:53

E2 tonight

Lockie is in a pickle and Chloe b wants answer

A single night introduces new faces

And yaz returns

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/09/2021 18:13

If Lockie is anything less than complimentary and gentlemanly towards LCB, I’m afraid I may have to say something…. Brace yourselves. 🥴

And if I’m referred to the ‘play nice’ message, I would suggest they start with the occupants of their very draughty glass house.

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Toomuchtooyoung01 · 19/09/2021 18:15

Calling it now for tonight’s episode - basically Yaz has flown over from Dubai to tell Lockie and Brockett how unbothered she is. Lockie will say how he didn’t mean to be disrespectful but it was just a bit of fun/people shouldn’t be getting involved commenting etc, Chloe will say that’s fine and leave. Diags/Gatsby and the Simms and their sheep will continue making snidely comments about a girl barely out of her teens.

Toomuchtooyoung01 · 19/09/2021 18:18

If Yaz was genuinely unbothered she wouldn’t hop on a plane just to say so.
If Lockie was a gentleman he would tell the other cast members to stop picking on Chloe B.
Brockett will graciously accept Lockie’s nonsense when she should point out to him that regardless of whether they were ever actually in a relationship, he should defend her against such horrible comments.
Someone should take a stand against the Simms and their pathetic sheep but nobody will.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/09/2021 18:19

Aye - that sounds about the measure of it.

And the faux ménage a trout of course.

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ElizabethTudor · 19/09/2021 18:46

Ménage a trout - bloody love it!
Can we refer to them as this from now on please?

Did Yaz move to Dubai then?
Why does she give a shit about Lockie the idiot? They split up ages ago FFS.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/09/2021 19:08

Och lizzie she is only back for the pay packet and to bolster any sneering the sistas might do from the cheap seats. That and I don’t want you Blocky but girl code says you aren’t allowed to shag anyone else in Essex…

I’ve said on here -far too many times probably- that you are the company you keep. Looking at the ever growing coven, my opinion has not changed.

And yes, if I wasn’t a crocohippopig then I’ve no doubt I’d be welcomed with open arms.

But I would also not be held in the same thrall. I’d cowp their cauldron of misery all over their Manolos.

I am led to believe it is all mostly scripted.

Quite why you would be happy to portray yourself as a heaving great cahnt I will never know.

I think the scriptwriters stopped at the E in towie.

Well, that and the ménage a trout 😏

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/09/2021 22:02

Rid of the old crap? Rid of baggage? Yup. There is a couple of baggages who need to get gone.

Cheesy with the quotes? Responsible me? Despicable you more like. (I remember how pithy you’ve been to some of the women mate)

Gutsby and his snidey henchwoman? Bettering yourself starts with shutting your mouths.

Blocky backtracking I feel. I smell shite. Which he confirmed as he said he’d a grass in the camp. Twit. Feel free to insert another vowel…

Gutsby performing to a crowd? But they got rid of half the cast? You are hooped bruv.

The music as it is is grand. You don’t need to do anything else to it. Like sing.

Well done for being fluent in another language. You are doing yourself down though. You can also speak shite wonderfully.

The ménage a trout is the biggest heap of boilies.

Connecting with Mother Nature? Help me Cuban heeled guru? You’re gonna need a bigger guru…

How generous of the sistas to allow Dan and Amber to be in the same room.

The tooth guy will be handy for ongoing maintenance. Saffron mate, t’other fella was all eyes on poundies Cher. Just saying.

And Yawnz returns. With a lipglossed bill. And straight in with the bitching. Not your business? And yet you can’t shut your beak? You are quacking pish.

Betty though 😍

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ElizabethTudor · 19/09/2021 23:13

Awwww yes, Betty was very cute. Best thing in it.

Boring jibes from Yaz at Lockie.

Why hasn’t Gatsby taken the hint by now that no one is interested in his music. (Cos it’s shite)

The Demi / Roman / Diags thing - 🥱🥱🥱

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/09/2021 23:27

Aye Elizabeth my dear

TOWIE have well and truly jumped the trout.

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Toomuchtooyoung01 · 20/09/2021 07:22

It was a really boring episode wasn’t it.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 20/09/2021 12:13

Betty made it for me 🥰

Happy to have her come for her holidays if she needs to get socialised with an ugly fat person 😁

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fabulouslyglamorousferret · 20/09/2021 19:50

When Lockie said he hated Dubai as it was too 'fake' and looked pointedly at Yaz and her plastic population! face

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/09/2021 17:19

Just reliesed I haven’t seen last weeks when reading replies

So have stopped reading and looked on planner and found it

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/09/2021 17:23

Look for Betty blondes

Gorgeous 🥰

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