Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

I need a pen to seperate Megan's teeth

Hello all, bit late but here and hoping Swash is canned today.

You're a tape-ass!

🤦‍♀️ Kem doesn’t know what a slotted spoon is either?

Kem and Joe pretending to be thick already.

'what's a slotted spoon?' not even funny.

Mushrooms are vile little things

Megan's so ignorant

Did she say grandad mousse??...

Megan's dish looks bloody hard.

Arghhh everytime I think Kem
Might be ok, he does the performative thicky tning again

“Woss a slotted spoon?”

The fakery is just embarrassing

@Pebbledashery

Megan's so ignorant

Compared to Joe and Kem?

@Pebbledashery

Did she say grandad mousse??...

Brandade, according to the subtitles!

Megan, Joe and Kem on mastermind 😂😂

Bez will need subtitles for Nieves.

Phew nearly forgot

Couldn't care less about the cooking anymore but don't want to miss you lot

Why or how does Kem not know what a slotted spoon is, did he give any explanation

It comes to something when half the contestants are making Bez look like Bertrand Russell.

@Ellenanora7

Phew nearly forgot

Couldn't care less about the cooking anymore but don't want to miss you lot

Why or how does Kem not know what a slotted spoon is, did he give any explanation

I'm here just for the thread 😂

How many times can this chef be reminded of her childhood in Spain. It's wearing thin.

@EsmaCannonball

It comes to something when half the contestants are making Bez look like Bertrand Russell.

That pork is still oinking

Hello!

I'd actually give some of these a go (unlike the sandwiches).

Melanie's dish has swiped half the budget for the challenge.

Tapas is beautiful to be fair

@jay55

Melanie's dish has swiped half the budget for the challenge.

That must be why she's having to do "poor man's potatoes" with it. Couldn't afford a fancier vegetable.