Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

You're definitely a floater Joe...in the toilet specifically

@jay55

I had Jamaican food for dinner tonight, was marvellous. Was street food market night here, could have eaten six dinners.

That sounds glorious Jay. What did you have?

'I'm a floater!'

No comment.

Not sure I've seen fondant potatoes done in the oven.

Evening toots.

“I am a floater”

Joe, I am not going to argue with you but I am going to flush ........

@RomainingCalm

Actually, when I win the lottery I'll hire Raymond and his lovely house for a night and we can have a MN MC dinner.

Oooh count me in please

Mels food is a bit bland but I'd rather she won over the two jokers

The presenters have giving up even pretending this is a good programme

It's fixed. It's the first time I've ever felt that. Really depressing.

I'm team Dion Mel and Kadeena too.

John like a zombie in the corner

Risotto is just so much effort for very little reward.

@RomainingCalm jerk chicken, festivals and a side of plantain. Was so good.

Joe describing himself as a floater is his first self aware moment.

I like Hasselback potatoes. They look impressive and taste really good, but aren't actually that difficult to do.

'A Venetian.' That 20-something gondolier she was doing pap-walks with.

Got a few Raymond B cook books. Yep, my lottery list too. Or robbing a bank. Do people still do that?
I’ve only ever had one good gf pizza-in some wanky place in Manchester. Was truly lovely.

'Never made before'

Yeah, yadda yadda yadda......

Takes a restaurant owner to know all about six starred Michelin restaurants..........

you can tell he's being given recipes because he sounds so unacquainted with his own ingredients

Wait! Did Megan not make arancini balls.

William is so terribly smug

Sitwell and John have the same stylist.

Wow grace 😎

Have I missed a new thread

@GrouchyKiwi

Sitwell and John have the same stylist.

Lol exactly

It's coming...

Dropping.

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