Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

I was planning to make that sandwich but never got around to it. I thought it sounded interesting. Should add some Bombay Mix to my shopping list.

That chef was appalling. My hunch is he was hoping to catch the eye of some desperate TV production company on the look out for a quirky new cookery show format. Let me be the first to say I find him exceptionally irritating and I wouldn't watch it. The sight of all those enormous sandwiches being shoved into gobs opened so wide there must have been some risk of dislocation was not pleasant. Oy, oy, indeed.

I enjoyed the relay. I was Team Blue from the start, given that the odious Swash was on Team Red. Gutted he's still there.

I’m getting more and more annoyed with every elimination episode that they get the slebs to do two challenges and then completely disregard the first and send someone home purely based on the second.

@GrouchyKiwi

Are those Nuui ice creams full fun, or have they been made healthy?

Healthy? I don't think so.

Talking of Nuui and healthy I had some on my online delivery as well as the store's own brand Magnum knock offs. The own brand knock offs where substituted with Halo Top salted caramel lollies - result in terms of calorie count and tast and also Tes*o don't charge the extra so 3 x £1 morphed into 3 x value of £3.95 Huzzah!

were / taste - for goodness sake!

I agree with every butty @JemimaTab mentioned. I wouldn't enjoy those sandwiches the 'I'm mad me' chef made. I don't want all those flavour & textures in one butty, thanks. And you could barely eat them. Couldn't get your mouth round them & everything falling out? No ta.

the 'I'm mad me' chef

Exactly what I said when I saw him!

Him, but with less hair.

Remember 8pm tonight!

Ohh 8pm...wolfing dinner down 😱

Watching MCA. They are cooking with some of the hottest chillies in the world!

Oh my goodness I woofed my food down so quick I have indigestion.. I'm a saddo and like to sit at the table and eat.

Evening. I was hoping Joe would have a sore throat and be struck mute.

What ho. I have removed anything within 3 feet that I could throw at the telly just in case

Hope this is worth your indigestion. Sadly I expect not!

Baby walrus is currently chewing on my hand. I think there may some teeth on the way

Gregg trying to sound continental there

what will today's task be, warming up some beans and crispy pancakes?

Evening all. Here's hoping it's the end of Swash or Kem today.

Love her accent

@GrandTheftWalrus

Watching MCA. They are cooking with some of the hottest chillies in the world!

I hated that challenge, at the start they said they could temper the chilli, and half way through they shout about needing to feel the heat and wanting it hot.

Yay for a less annoying chef tonight.

Evening all.

Her food looks delicious and healthy portions too..

Can't beat food of the Mediterranean

I do love Spanish scran