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Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:20

Here you go chaps.

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Halsall · 09/09/2021 20:15

Will the usual thing happen at the end of this incredibly taxing and nit-picking round.....ie nothing? They'll just be told to make something of their own that uses what they've learned but has some personal significance for them - aka the NAN round.

viques · 09/09/2021 20:15

Now this Nieves is what I call a proper chef not like sandwich weirdo man yesterday .I want to go and eat the menu in her restaurant from top to bottom.

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:16

Sandwich man was the village idiot

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Ellenanora7 · 09/09/2021 20:16

Kems dish is much easier than any of the others

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:17

Those squid tubes look delicious

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squooshe · 09/09/2021 20:17

I don't want to hear about Joe 'carefully stuffing his squid tube' and 'stuff shooting out the end', thank you very much.

EsmaCannonball · 09/09/2021 20:17

Whoever wins this round goes straight through to the last six without having to cook again.

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:18

Must smell like Spain in they kitchen

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viques · 09/09/2021 20:18

@Ellenanora7

Phew nearly forgot

Couldn't care less about the cooking anymore but don't want to miss you lot

Why or how does Kem not know what a slotted spoon is, did he give any explanation

Probably because his nana hasn’t got to S for spoon yet in her alphabet of cooking. So far she has only got to B for burger, though he is pretending he has got all the way to K for kofta,
Blueberrycreampie · 09/09/2021 20:18

@squooshe

I don't want to hear about Joe 'carefully stuffing his squid tube' and 'stuff shooting out the end', thank you very much.
Ha!
Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:18

That rice looks horrible

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/09/2021 20:18

Missed a whole chunk - friend came to visit briefly.

Any amazing recipes?

Blueberrycreampie · 09/09/2021 20:19

Expensive mistake Bez!

Sunbird24 · 09/09/2021 20:19

Yup, overcooked monkfish…

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 09/09/2021 20:19

www.saborrestaurants.co.uk/

It looks good.

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:19

Stop with the fake thickness

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viques · 09/09/2021 20:19

That monkfish will bounce like a tennis ball if he drops it.

GrouchyKiwi · 09/09/2021 20:20

I like this chef.

Blueberrycreampie · 09/09/2021 20:20

Pork looks lovely!

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:21

You could never make black rice look appetising

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Shirleyphallus · 09/09/2021 20:21

I lost you for ages but here now

I like this chef. She has a nice accent

Not sure about that rubbery monkfish

EsmaCannonball · 09/09/2021 20:21

Gregg is like the Artful Dodger taking Oliver-Joe under his wing.

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:21

Welcome back Shirl.

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GrouchyKiwi · 09/09/2021 20:22

The splodge of aioli looks unappetising on the black rice.

Pebbledashery · 09/09/2021 20:22

Oh Bez you fool

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