Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

Imagine Joe and Kem coming back to judge in future series. They cannot go any further.
I bet they both would do an Andi Peters too.

Lovely earrings from Grace as always.

@EsmaCannonball

'A Venetian.' That 20-something gondolier she was doing pap-walks with.

oh yeah, she married some youngster she was flirting with on Twitter! Funnily enough I don't think it lasted

What's with JT and Shitwell's hair. They have the same terrible hairdresser?

Or is this a new 20-something?

Oh Mel.

I hope his wife got a good settlement

@Ellenanora7

Have I missed a new thread

We need one, quick! I miss the unintentional humour, I know this thread is the best part of mc, but we’ve had nothing to laugh at.

These Friday shows seem very rushed. I think when they're cooking for ex-contestants or critics I'd like the programme to be longer.

@viques

Lovely earrings from Grace as always.

I love those - they look like they're from The British Museum shop or somewhere like that!

Melanie isn't married to the gondolier. She's just snogged him a lot when the paps, suspiciously, happened to be there ..... in Venice.

Are they not going to mention that thick layer of fat on the duck?

Melanie, if you have let Joe through by being late I will track you down and kill you.

Oh no. I reckon Mel is going home.

Gah! :(

I mean, I’m not even watching tonight but this thread is still giving me everything

Does anyone actually bother watching the sleb version or are we all just here to gossip?!