Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

I don't put the spaghetti in, just the meat. But wasn't me on the telly lol.

Her pan is too small for that amount of chilli

@GrandTheftWalrus

I don't put the spaghetti in, just the meat. But wasn't me on the telly lol.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

They were @OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Don’t they do them anymore?

Their poached salmon and watercress were lush as well.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Do you remember m&s Wensleydale and carrot chutney sandwiches? They were the very best.

Oh, I loved those! M and S stop doing everything I like.

I went in last week to get a mandarin pudding they do. They didn't have any and I actually nearly cried. They already took away my raspberry mousses.

I had peanut butter, cheese and jam on a peice today.

His steak and chips look nice. 😋

The cheese and celery sandwich from m&s is delicious too.

Broccoli 🤣🤣🤣

Don't trust her, John. There's a broccoli on her bench.

Dion can cook for me anytime..

Who is this chef ?

@GrandTheftWalrus

I have an old school toastie maker and I love putting the meat from a spag bol on it with extra cheese. Yummy yummy

oh god yes, that sounds amazing. I won't allow myself to have a toastie maker because I'd eat stuff like that all day long. and get so chonky I'd need to leave my house via a cherry picker.

There will be an announcement after the credits that Su and Sandwich Guy got married.

I do miss going to all the sandwich places at lunch time (and Korean chicken places on a Friday)

Veggie steak butties-portobello mushrooms Fried in butter, swipe of mustard on nice bread dipped in the juice. Mwaaah!

@squooshe

Marcus would not sully his sweet little chef's shoes in this studio

Marcus will be waiting outside the studio dressed in his ninja outfit(swoon) , and one by one as the most annoying cooking illiterate contestants leave he will dispatch them with the finesse of a Mossad trained classical dancer.

And around the world the global community of chefdom will cheer as these culinary philistines are removed from the kitchen.

For those who like the Wensleydale and carrot sandwich try iceberg lettuce,grated cheese and mango chutney

Steak and chips sandwich is 'a classic combination'. Hmm, right.

Why not go the whole hog and do liver in lager?

My piece was salt and vinegar crisps 🤣

Also when I was working away from home one of the sandwiches offered to us was beetroot and goats cheese, I was the only one that liked it so I never went short of food!

Bez copying joe

Every time I hear the word twist I think of

"Cup of soup with a twist"

"What's the twist Denise"

"Eh it's in a bowl"

😄

That steak is a bit raw for me

@Ellenanora7 😂😂😂