Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

They stopped doing their tabbouleh too. I used to add chopped cherry tomatoes and pomegranate seeds and it was lovely for barbecues.

The nicest sandwich I ever had was Lancashire and grated carrot, at a Beatrix Potter exhibition in Windermere, where ladies in their seventies popped up from behind the counter to ask if you wanted butter or margarine, crusts on or off etc.

Bloody impossible to eat unless you can unhinge your jaw like a snake

Megan has made some bricks..

@viques, I can absolutely see Marcus as a stealthy little killer. Like all good serial killers he'd leave a signature piece of evidence, perhaps some samphire.

Graceful eating tonight

Koofters.

On holiday bil had a Yorkshire fish cake butty with mushy peas. Dh was jealous.

Kems actually looks alright

It's like in about a boy when the duck was killed by a loaf of bread.

Koofters with sooomac.

Even Bez looks alarmed by the 'wackiness' of the Sandwich King.

What's with the 'sooooooomac' Jonty, btw? FFS.

kadeena's sounds good. and quite cheffy

Ah Kadeena

Koofters ??? I think I may have a time delay here.

Annoying Joe's looks lovely

I hope Kem's nan is getting at least 25%.

An assistant stage manager has tidied up these sandwiches. None of them looked like this when they left the benches

Do you need a bit of bread round them meals

Mels belongs in pret a manger

I couldn't eat that without a knife and fork

Mel being told off for making a sandwich you can actually bite.

Mel looks well pissed-off

Oh just fuck off Joe.

Joe's chips are too dark

Size of it