Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

This bloke seems less pretentious than the other chefs on here

@StoopitAutocarrot

Was it just me who treated that fish finger and Bombay mix sarnie in the grauniad a few months ago? It was really good!

that sounds great to be fair. love bombay mix, love fish fingers.

I lived near a shop that sold artisan porridge (£9.50 a bowl, or 9.5 on the menu). So sandwiches at least have a bit more substance!

This is just so much wrong. Sweet-Philadelphia and jam. Savoury- thick cut ham with mustard. Crunch-add cornichons. Hot-bacon and egg.
Where is John going to buy his clothes now Edinburgh Woollen Mill has gone bust?

It'll be £10.95 for that ham hock, piccalilli and fried egg sandwich please, sir. KERCHING!!

Potato Hash butty
Veg soup butty
Sugar butty

Yum

@StoopitAutocarrot

Was it just me who treated that fish finger and Bombay mix sarnie in the grauniad a few months ago? It was really good!

I could go for that!

I love a simple cheese sandwich. Original and the best.

When has Joe impressed? Who did he impress?

Does marmite on toast count as a sandwich if you put two slices together?

Oh. Ffs joes sounds lovely

Even the voice-over lady sounds exasperated with Joe.

@Piggywaspushed

Does marmite on toast count as a sandwich if you put two slices together?

I love a cheese and marmite toastie

I have an old school toastie maker and I love putting the meat from a spag bol on it with extra cheese. Yummy yummy

Mels is very posh.

That was not a ciabatta that was a M&S fake panini

Turkey 😨😥

Greetings All. Sorry a bit late trying to work out how to watch from holiday

Chia bata? Wtf!

I'm fed up with the fawning over Kem, didn't he cook koftas already

Do you remember m&s Wensleydale and carrot chutney sandwiches? They were the very best.

I watched a program about an obese couple who used to eat spaghetti Bolognese toasties.

Pot noodle piece!

That's the bollocks

@jay55

When has Joe impressed? Who did he impress?

Exactly.

Late DH's favourite was philli cheese, marmite and peanut butter and to be fair, it was flaming tasty