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Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:20

Here you go chaps.

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/09/2021 21:21

The roast duck looks beautiful. You can tell it's cooked because the bones are starting to poke out.

Halsall · 08/09/2021 21:21

Dear god, this is awful even by the usual abysmal standards.

Wolfcub · 08/09/2021 21:22

That cous cous looks like cat vomit

squooshe · 08/09/2021 21:22

Grey couscous, yummy.

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Pebbledashery · 08/09/2021 21:22

That Cous Cous looks vile

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/09/2021 21:22

Stodge cake.

ilovesooty · 08/09/2021 21:22

I have a feeling that some of the eliminated contestants would have done better than this.

EsmaCannonball · 08/09/2021 21:22

To be fair, this is a very silly round as no-one would ever cook like this. I'm not sure what the point is as I like to see people do well rather than have disasters.

GrouchyKiwi · 08/09/2021 21:22

How thick is the pastry on those tarts?! Shock

squooshe · 08/09/2021 21:22

That sponge pud looks michelin starred compared to the other

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Pebbledashery · 08/09/2021 21:23

Car crash on a plate

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Wolfcub · 08/09/2021 21:23

@GrouchyKiwi

How thick is the pastry on those tarts?! Shock
Not as thick as 50% of the contestants
GrouchyKiwi · 08/09/2021 21:23

Grin Wolfcub

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2021 21:24

Sue 🤣

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Pebbledashery · 08/09/2021 21:24

Mels exaggerated laugh

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Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2021 21:24

Oh Mel, don't you start. You're the quiet one

Halsall · 08/09/2021 21:25

Not as thick as 50% of the contestants

LOL Grin

Ellenanora7 · 08/09/2021 21:25

Jesus it's all a bit mad looking isn't

Ah squooshe little Jimmy, fond memories

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Pebbledashery · 08/09/2021 21:25

She put a whole pear in that cake 😂

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GrouchyKiwi · 08/09/2021 21:25

Megan did her best, bless her.

ilovesooty · 08/09/2021 21:26

That couscous 🤣

Ellenanora7 · 08/09/2021 21:26

Pipe down Mel

littlbrowndog · 08/09/2021 21:26

That couscous

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Pebbledashery · 08/09/2021 21:26

Tragic

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squooshe · 08/09/2021 21:27

@Ellenanora7

Jesus it's all a bit mad looking isn't

Ah squooshe little Jimmy, fond memories

he was fab and if memory serves I think he could cook