Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

That whipped cream looks terrifying, not good. What is John on?

'what a fantastic start'

Ah c'mon now John, we were watching.

The sandwich isn't a British institution

Oi oi

The samwidge.

are we supposed to know the sandwich king?!

They're going to make sandwiches?........riiiiiiiiiiight

Oh my goodness another "character"!

Joe just can't shut up can he

Quarter finals and it's sarnies?
About the level of most this lot.

Bet they cost a packet.

Male Su.

This fella's a bit Joe Pasquale. But having said that I'd go a long way for a special sandwich

Oh dear. The laugh is slightly on the unhinged side

My daughter is addicted to cheese Sammys

He treads a fine line between endearing and annoying.

Is this man related to greggggg and/or Su?

I hate him already

I read that Alexander Fleming said on his death-bed that he wished he'd dedicated his life to the sandwich.

I don't want to eat this sandwich, Sandwich Joker.

I'd be happy with a tuna mayo myself.

Well that round was a disaster!

Who's this twat?

This isn't a sandwich. I'm contacting trading standards.

That looks fecking rank. You can see the beeb is skint. Next week’s guest chef, Les from the greasy spoon down the market.

Dodd.Ken.Child.Love.Of.?

Can you re arrange the sentence to describe this person?