Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

@JayAlfredPrufrock

I’ve just had a Texan Pecan

Yeah,I’m wrong that’s what I had. And I have a bar of caramilk.

Are those Nuui ice creams full fun, or have they been made healthy?

Su should bin it all and do beans on toast and angel delight.

Why did they put those 4 jokers together

I am so close to throwing something at the telly. DO SOMETHING YOU DAFT BAT

and relax

Wtaf is sue doing

That dessert is a disaster

@GrouchyKiwi

Are those Nuui ice creams full fun, or have they been made healthy?

Not a healthy calorie in them. Fucking lovely. 2.50 in heron.

God help me this is in no way relaxing viewing

Go Mel.. Brilliant

Caramilk was my favourite chocolate when I were a young lass. They brought it back in NZ a couple of years ago and it was wrong.

@Wolfcub

God help me this is in no way relaxing viewing

Su is setting my teeth on edge

That pear looked as hard as rock when she hacked it into lumps.

Good luck, slab teeth, you'll need it.....

Oooh, that is good to know OhWhat. They're on special at my local Sainsbury's.

My work colleague bought Tim tams in the other day... Drugs. Pure drugs.

Don't know why but this is stressing me out! It's laughable how bad they all are.

Slab teeth 🤣

Megan was utterly vile on Celebrity Big Brother. It's taken Kem, Joe and Su to make me capable of feeling sorry for her.

Car crash. Total car crash.

This is utterly terrible

Fuck off you fucking speaking clock.

It's not a mass crumble is it.

Those poor vegetables are going to be so overcooked.

A stir fry ffs

When I think back to the heady days of Jimmy Osmond's time on Celeb Masterchef and then I look at this shower.

THat's how you do stir fry you Thumb Plum