Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

Does the red team have Su Pollard in the Usain Bolt position in the relay?

What would you do?

[anger]

🤮raisins

Raisens ffs

Raisin man is a disaster

@EsmaCannonball

I'm guessing Bez doesn't live in Manchester any more.

Nah, my son is always seeing pheasants in Piccadilly gardens.

She didn't even peel that fruit

I liked Joe on Dancing on Ice. Probably because he didn't talk much.

Ew. That couscous sounds awful. I haven't eaten couscous since getting pregnant with my first child.

I sense the custard is going to go badly

That Cous Cous is awful

Oh fuck offjoe

Oh god it's Su again

What the hell is he doing with that whisk?

That custard is on a hiding to nothing.

It just shows how much some of them practiced (or were coached) in the last round, because Joe hasn't a bloody clue, and he's a very messy cook

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Those Nuuui ice creams are the dogs bollocks aren’t they?

I've never had good cous cous.

No one in the entire world can be as monumentally thick as Joe.

Can Joe get disqualified, just for how annoying he is.

I’ve just had a Texan Pecan

Love those Nuui ice-creams. Annoyingly they're always on special offer so I'm obliged to buy them. And eat them.

Yes he can

Joe is fond of slagging off the other contestants

DH has just asked whether a whole team can get eliminated

I feel like Mel and Sue are going to do
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