Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go chaps.

I'm guessing Bez doesn't live in Manchester any more.

Oh for fucksake, Kem.

WHY IS HE WASHING THAT POOR BIRD?!

Use that creative mindset Kem, remember the one you had a few minutes ago

I see Joe Swash is already practising for the 'coming back on the show and pretending to be a gourmet' stage. I think he may have skipped a few vital steps, like being able to actually cook something edible.

Yeah duck needs fat added to it...

Wtf is he doing to that poor duck

Waste of a duck

Hello, I have an apple and water.

I did only finish a roast about half an hour ago though. I think I should have just put the joint in the freezer and thought of something else — I'm not washing up until the kitchen has cooled down!

The only reason they do this round so that the Speaking Cock can show off his time calling skills

The speaking cock 🤣🤣🤣

Duck with sweet chilli sauce ffs

@Pebbledashery

That market looks fabulous

Yes, the market's got a better fruit & veg selection than our local Waitrose

Brave of Kem to suggest poaching fruit and serving it with baby sick again.

I don't even like duck but I can't understand what Kem is doing to it.

Yes, Joe, you are indeed a number two.

Cannot stand Joe.. Cannot.

Joe Swash's commitment to fake tan is intense. He's been mildly orange since 2001.

I wish they wouldn't keep touching their hair and faces.

@Piggywaspushed

Yes, Joe, you are indeed a number two.

I’ve had a macadamia Nuui (?) ice cream. Swear to god, crack on a stick.
I really can’t be arsed with any of them. When did Bez appear?
Joe is like one of the annoying kids at school who give a narration to everything.

So last week he couldn’t pronounce ladle and this week he has put out all the ingredients to make a “creme”. But will Joe waste time looking for the sausages to make toad in the hole.....

My god Gregg really loves Joe

Joe looks like shaved hair in the sink.

My DGM and DM call him Joe Squash. I'm just waiting until I do!

Evening, bit late, doesn't look like I've missed much.