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Halsall · 24/05/2021 20:13

Anyone watching? Bench Seat Man has gone!

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jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:04

Bumping if anyone is around.
Robert is back tonight.

Halsall · 13/10/2021 20:06

Evening, jay! Braced for bench seating.

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jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:07

Another couple that could declutter and solve half their problems. Yay

PanicBuyingSprouts · 13/10/2021 20:08

I’m here. Let me guess, bench seating and lots of pointless steps making it unsafe for young, old and anyone with any kind of sight loss. Oh and also difficult to clean.

PanicBuyingSprouts · 13/10/2021 20:10

Another couple that could declutter and solve half their problems. Yay!

So I’m not the only one thinking that they probably need to do a car boot and buy some kallax?

dazzlingdeborahrose · 13/10/2021 20:10

Lord! I thought Robert was about to go skinny dipping 😧

Halsall · 13/10/2021 20:13

I'm dreading Robert's 'wacky' suggestions now.

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jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:15

Im betting the kids husband will want Roberts design and the wife will not.

jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:15

The husband, don't know where kids came from

TheWeeDonkey · 13/10/2021 20:18

@PanicBuyingSprouts

Another couple that could declutter and solve half their problems. Yay!

So I’m not the only one thinking that they probably need to do a car boot and buy some kallax?

I just want to go in there and Marie Kondo it to fuck.
TheWeeDonkey · 13/10/2021 20:22

The stairs don't seem comfortable with small children. I don't think I saw the kids but the toys suggest they're quite young.

Halsall · 13/10/2021 20:24

I was having an uncomfortable feeling that Robert would put a bath in the living-room or something, and now I fear he probably has.

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jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:24

I was thinking I'd struggle with that turn without a rail. It would be lots of finger marks on the white paint.

But I do love the sink.

TheWeeDonkey · 13/10/2021 20:27

The sink is a great idea

TheWeeDonkey · 13/10/2021 20:31

Benches!!!! Grin

And wood pannelling!!! Grin

But is there an indoor garden?

jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:31

Stupid steps, tick.

jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:33

It looks like a bar in the outback with the wood panelling and orange light.

PanicBuyingSprouts · 13/10/2021 20:35

The husband, don't know where kids came from

I honestly don’t know either.

PanicBuyingSprouts · 13/10/2021 20:36

I’m not in love with the sink. Am I being a bit dim? Where would the towel and soap go.?

Halsall · 13/10/2021 20:40

Here we go. £££££££££.

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jay55 · 13/10/2021 20:42

Sounds like a real money pit.

PanicBuyingSprouts · 13/10/2021 20:43

Here we go. £££££££££.

Who would have guessed that Robert’s plan might not come in on budget? —facepalm—

PanicBuyingSprouts · 13/10/2021 20:44

Sounds like a real money pit

With £100k I don’t know why they didn’t just move.

Halsall · 13/10/2021 20:46

Three years later!

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TheWeeDonkey · 13/10/2021 20:49

Noooo, no, no, no...

Breeze block walls remind me of Prisoner Cell Block H

I hate everything about it.... apart from the plants, I love house plants.

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