Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

I'm here. Nearly missed this as I've been convinced all day that it was Saturday.

And lovely Jay! 😍

Oh great critics!

Evening. Hope you are feeling OK sooty

Evening. I'm also not in control of the tv. Hope the good people go through.

@Blueberrycreampie

Me again Just browsing chat and there's a complete separate thread about John Torode's hair!

🤣🤣

@RomainingCalm honestly me too. It feels like Saturday 😂

No chance of being able to go a Fuck off Gregggg out loud!

John's hair is just utterly outrageous tonight 😂😂

Hello all. Glad to hear you're sorted for pain relief, sooty

Ooh this sounds a bit random.

Evening all. I'm starting to like the hairdresser a bit more.

Iterations !

Nandos has taught Limahl well

I read the 'John's Hair' thread. I laughed at the comment that Gregg has suddenly become the 'thinner, better looking one'.

John is totally beige tonight

Evening all

Hope those of you in pain are feeling a bit better

I want Alexina and Medeeha to go through

Why was Claire on BBC

God they are obsessed with crispy skin

Madeha is my favourite

Honestly, John's hair belongs in the 18th century.

Come on Madeeha and Claire from Kent.

Are we losing anyone tonight ? I’ve got confused and don’t think they said did they ?

Nonna card out nice and early 😂

Nonna - DRINK!

4 minutes in and NONNA arrives!

Nonna overload from Mike