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Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

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Pebbledashery · 01/04/2021 21:21

Here we go chuffians

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EsmaCannonball · 01/04/2021 21:59

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

No Puds!
They've got a freezer of Wall's Soleros by the till.
Halsall · 01/04/2021 22:01

Thanks all - till tomorrow

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2021 22:01

Oh yes...

Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!
Ellenanora7 · 01/04/2021 22:03

It is Romaine and he won't be the only one unfortunately

Catch you all tomorrow

GrandTheftWalrus · 01/04/2021 22:05

See you all tomorrow, hopefully my pain will be better then.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2021 22:06

Oh and separated at birth.

Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!
Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!
GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2021 22:24

OhWhat Grin

theThreeofWeevils · 01/04/2021 22:56

FFS, OhWhat, I just barked at my mother and now I shall have to Explain and it's all your fault.

Ah. AOK. She gets it. Doesn't like Gregggg much herself. Have been coaching her from a distance to shout FO, G! along with women across the nation.

ScienceSensibility · 02/04/2021 05:48

@viques

I hate the professional kitchen round, they aren’t trained chefs, it’s a little bit like asking a first aider to stand in as a scrub nurse in an operating theatre though without the possibility of killing anyone or leaving a swab inside a sauce. :)

[I would also be blumming peeved if I was paying restaurant prices for a meal cooked by an amateur , I know the punters aren’t paying but it’s the same difference.]

I so agree.

I hate these professional kitchen rounds, they are so artificial and unfair.
It’s also impossible to work out how they’ve been marked or how these segments add up to the decisions made by John and shouty Gregg.

To echo other posters, John has gone past lockdown scruffy and now looks unhygienic. Wash your greasy hair you slob, you’re on television!

PS. Why bother inviting Marcus Wareing? He hated Alexina’s dish, ode to the chilli, but of course no way John was letting her go. His palate is so buggered he can only taste chilli!

jay55 · 02/04/2021 09:41

Just watching on catchup.
I don't think Jaqui would have stayed had she been perfect, Greggg just really disliked her.
Though she was lucky to not have to deal with the chef given all your comments.

Overall this group produced much better looking food than the first group.

ScienceSensibility · 02/04/2021 12:02

You’re right jay55

Gregg didn’t like Jacqui, past his age threshold for women worth flirting with.🙄

Alexina on the other hand.. It’s so subjective having those two make the decisions.

Blueberrycreampie · 02/04/2021 13:04

@ScienceSensibility Gregg didn’t like Jacqui, past his age threshold for women worth flirting with.
Yes a long way past eg 40 years😆!

EsmaCannonball · 02/04/2021 13:09

My theory on John's hair is that, like Gloria Hunniford, he normally goes to the hairdresser every single morning, and now he just can't cope. Maybe he was there twice a day, à la Wallis Simpson and Princess Margaret, using up Gregg's surplus Groupon vouchers.

littlbrowndog · 02/04/2021 15:17

Missed it. Was at my friends house

But we watch it together and shout fuck off at greg together

Blueberrycreampie · 02/04/2021 17:43

Claire has just been on the evening news, (BBC SE). They're not saying whether she wine or not though, it was good seeing her in her home!

Blueberrycreampie · 02/04/2021 17:45

Sorry I've got wine on the brain wonder why. Meant 'won' 😊.

Blueberrycreampie · 02/04/2021 19:07

Me again Smile Just browsing chat and there's a complete separate thread about John Torode's hair!

ilovesooty · 02/04/2021 19:41

Just catching up. This chef is vile.

Hoping to be able to watch tonight live. I've got a hot water bottle on my back and some pain killers through 111.

Pebbledashery · 02/04/2021 20:58

Checking in for tonight's episode chuffians

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Sunbird24 · 02/04/2021 20:59

Hoping I’ll be here! Depends if my parents want to watch it...

Wolfcub · 02/04/2021 20:59

Evening all

ilovesooty · 02/04/2021 21:00

Good evening all.

TheDogsMother · 02/04/2021 21:00

Evening Chuffians !

Wolfcub · 02/04/2021 21:00

Yay Jay

Pebbledashery · 02/04/2021 21:00

Jay Jay Jay

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