Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Pound shop Tom Daley looks so smug

@RomainingCalm

I read the 'John's Hair' thread. I laughed at the comment that Gregg has suddenly become the 'thinner, better looking one'.

Lol someone should link it on here.

Love Laura's cooking

I think the problem with John is also that he has no make up on, so he looks pale

Until she said coriander 🤮

John's hair never used to be this awful.

I want to run into the studio kitchen with a pair of scissors and cut those two dangly strands of hair off.

Alexina is fab

Who wouldn't love to work in a shop that sold macaroons

Alexina has a low view of these chaps.
Claire does not look like a winner to me sorry

John Torode or 'Prince Regent' as he's now known.

Rhubarb from KENT

I wonder if there are any ancient boundary feuds between Kent and Essex and Claire and Mike are going to end up hitting each other with spatulas?

What ??? Nothing from the Kent marshes ?

I no live rhubarb, and pistachio. But rhubarb should be from Yorkshire

Those rhubarb look like seafood sticks 🤔

John's hair is very 1970s female porn star

Surely she's foraged those berries from the famous juniper forests of Kent.

@fourquenelles Emmanuelle 😂

I'm with you Wolfcub. Yorkshire rhubarb every time.

Jay has stolen all of John's conditioner.

I thought the same Pebbles

[quote Pebbledashery]@fourquenelles Emmanuelle 😂[/quote]
Spot on lol

Loving Grace Dent's dress. Anyone know where it's from?

Love Madeeha