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Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

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Pebbledashery · 01/04/2021 21:21

Here we go chuffians

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GillBungalow · 01/04/2021 21:44

So if the staff are having the meal, who are the poor buggers serving it?

GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2021 21:44

I like the man who repeated everything he said. I'd like to hire him to give orders to my children.

viques · 01/04/2021 21:44

Was that mans name really fuckshot?

Blueberrycreampie · 01/04/2021 21:44

The guy pouring the wine had a shaky hand!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2021 21:45

Staff-notice not waiting on or commis chefs. If you can afford to eat there, you’re not “staff”

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Pebbledashery · 01/04/2021 21:45

Oh chill out bruv you're feeding your staff and John and Gregg.

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fourquenelles · 01/04/2021 21:45

@GillBungalow

I once paid a frickin fortune for a bag of lovely king fresh king scallops. They're in the pan, me carefully timing X mins pers side... husband comes in, looks at the pan, casually picks it up and starts tossing the fucking things like he's Jamie fecking Oliver Angry
Spoony fucker! I hope he was wearing the pan as a hat later

I love scallops but I never get enough in a portion

GillBungalow · 01/04/2021 21:45

@GrouchyKiwi

Did you shove a knife in his chest

No but he very nearly wore the pan!

GillBungalow · 01/04/2021 21:46

X post @fourquenelles Grin

Sunbird24 · 01/04/2021 21:46

Poor Laura...

Ellenanora7 · 01/04/2021 21:46

This chef is a wanker, he's being an arse to Laura

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2021 21:46

She does seem to be getting the brunt of it.

awesomekillick · 01/04/2021 21:47

Smiles cost extra at game bird, it seems

Blueberrycreampie · 01/04/2021 21:47

No I've had to turn the sound off it was giving me palpitations lol.

Halsall · 01/04/2021 21:47

God, this is stressful just watching, so god knows what it's like doing it

TheDogsMother · 01/04/2021 21:47

Wow this chef is irritating.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2021 21:47

I’d be crying by now.

awesomekillick · 01/04/2021 21:48

Bugger all crisps on that

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Pebbledashery · 01/04/2021 21:48

Does anyone else want to whack this twat round his gob??

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RomainingCalm · 01/04/2021 21:49

@Pebbledashery

Does anyone else want to whack this twat round his gob??

Me. I'll take my place in the queue.

Ellenanora7 · 01/04/2021 21:49

I love cod, I always shallow fry it, four minutes each side and a mountain of chips, bloody gorgeous 😁😁

GillBungalow · 01/04/2021 21:49

I'm scratching the Game Bird off my 'restaurants I want to visit' list as well as Trivet, just because the chef is such a patronising arsewipe

GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2021 21:49

Haha, how do you set a frying pan on fire?! Grin

GillBungalow · 01/04/2021 21:49

@Pebbledashery

Does anyone else want to whack this twat round his gob??
Yup
GrouchyKiwi · 01/04/2021 21:49

@Ellenanora7

I love cod, I always shallow fry it, four minutes each side and a mountain of chips, bloody gorgeous 😁😁
YUM. Love good fish.