Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

So if the staff are having the meal, who are the poor buggers serving it?

I like the man who repeated everything he said. I'd like to hire him to give orders to my children.

Was that mans name really fuckshot?

The guy pouring the wine had a shaky hand!

Staff-notice not waiting on or commis chefs. If you can afford to eat there, you’re not “staff”

Oh chill out bruv you're feeding your staff and John and Gregg.

@GillBungalow

I once paid a frickin fortune for a bag of lovely king fresh king scallops. They're in the pan, me carefully timing X mins pers side... husband comes in, looks at the pan, casually picks it up and starts tossing the fucking things like he's Jamie fecking Oliver

Spoony fucker! I hope he was wearing the pan as a hat later

I love scallops but I never get enough in a portion

@GrouchyKiwi

Did you shove a knife in his chest

No but he very nearly wore the pan!

X post @fourquenelles

Poor Laura...

This chef is a wanker, he's being an arse to Laura

She does seem to be getting the brunt of it.

Smiles cost extra at game bird, it seems

No I've had to turn the sound off it was giving me palpitations lol.

God, this is stressful just watching, so god knows what it's like doing it

Wow this chef is irritating.

I’d be crying by now.

Bugger all crisps on that

Does anyone else want to whack this twat round his gob??

@Pebbledashery

Does anyone else want to whack this twat round his gob??

Me. I'll take my place in the queue.

I love cod, I always shallow fry it, four minutes each side and a mountain of chips, bloody gorgeous 😁😁

I'm scratching the Game Bird off my 'restaurants I want to visit' list as well as Trivet, just because the chef is such a patronising arsewipe

Haha, how do you set a frying pan on fire?!

@Pebbledashery

Does anyone else want to whack this twat round his gob??

Yup

@Ellenanora7

I love cod, I always shallow fry it, four minutes each side and a mountain of chips, bloody gorgeous 😁😁

YUM. Love good fish.