Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

That Wellington looks anaemic.

Tom's noodles look too much like playdough to make me happy.

Sorry I’m late!

Risotto should not be that shade of green...

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Raw.. Raw.. Raw... And RAW

You could tell that Mike's "Wellington" was going to be under since there was so little colour on the pastry.

Can you think of any not standardly good looking women on bbc? Mary Beard maybe.
They should hire us, a lá googlebox to do a running commentary. Be a hoot.

Come on Alexina

That venison is still skipping.

Nonna is shaking her head.

Alexina earrings I love them

Hi Sunbird. Hope you're feeling better!

'That bone marrow thing looks like a window-box.

Crisps !!

Brilliant idea Ohwhat !

Nonna is on the hotline to the mafia right now as Mike has bought disgrace to his family name.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Sandi Tostvig?

@Halsall

'That bone marrow thing looks like a window-box.

It does, have we stumbled into a gardening completion cross over?

I do love roasted Jerusalem artichokes. Wondering if I can persuade my dad to put Persian spices on them for our next roast dinner...

@awesomekillick bloody LOVE Sandi.

Love the Pringles on the dish.

Mike is exceedingly pleased with himself.

Lobster and beef together 🤮

Ooh raw venison.

Venison even.