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Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

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Pebbledashery · 01/04/2021 21:21

Here we go chuffians

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ilovesooty · 08/04/2021 21:10

More bone marrow.

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:10

God. John's hair is just outrageous today. It's like a bowl of crispy noodles just plonked on his head

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littlbrowndog · 08/04/2021 21:10

The guy who is a judge is hot as if that helps

awesomekillick · 08/04/2021 21:10

Oh ffs Tom's dish is not classic. By any stretch. He's looking like a possible winner tho.

Wolfcub · 08/04/2021 21:10

Greggs confused/thick face is pissing me off

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/04/2021 21:10

[quote Pebbledashery]@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow what teacher would say that 🤮.[/quote]
He was a knob. His wife weirdly enough was immaculately groomed.
Lovely Shacket John.

littlbrowndog · 08/04/2021 21:10

That beef is tough

Blueberrycreampie · 08/04/2021 21:11

@RomainingCalm

I'll be there for Sewing Bee. I love it even though sewing buttons are my limit.
Buttons may be a bit of a stretch for me 😂. Love sewing bee though 👍
Halsall · 08/04/2021 21:11

fourq you could join a jewellery thread for a satisfying rant?

ilovesooty · 08/04/2021 21:11

Can you imagine having to run your fingers though John's hair in the throes of passion...

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:11

That beef looks like leather boots.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 08/04/2021 21:11

How is that classic?
LAMB AHOY!

GrouchyKiwi · 08/04/2021 21:11

So basically this round is: take a dish with a name and make it unrecognisable.

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:11

@ilovesooty I bet it feels crispy 🤮

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littlbrowndog · 08/04/2021 21:12

LAMB

TheDogsMother · 08/04/2021 21:12

Arrrrggghhhh it's the lamb

EveWasReframed · 08/04/2021 21:12

@awesomekillick

Honest to god. Would the bbc ever, EVER, have a show hosted by two women of comparable looks as these two?
Agreed 100%.

I'm thinking that there are, however, awesome Fantasy Legend Duos available.

We've just come up with Fanny Craddock and Lady Colin Campbell.

ilovesooty · 08/04/2021 21:12

@Wolfcub

Greggs confused/thick face is pissing me off
He is confused and thick. He doesn't have to try hard.
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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:12

I wonder what John thinks when he sees himself on camera 🤔

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awesomekillick · 08/04/2021 21:12

John suddenly made me think of this character. But with greasy hair.

Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!
Halsall · 08/04/2021 21:12

@ilovesooty

Can you imagine having to run your fingers though John's hair in the throes of passion...
sooty urrrgh. A fistful of grease.

Ooh LAMB

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:13

Laura looked like she was about to have a meltdown there...

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Pebbledashery · 08/04/2021 21:13

What's the betting for raw Wellington...

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Blueberrycreampie · 08/04/2021 21:13

Wonder if there's still a thread on Chat about John's hair?

RomainingCalm · 08/04/2021 21:13

'It's either going to be cooked, or raw, or over'

That seems to be most bases covered Mike.