Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Mike would eat it raw then 🙄

Mike glistens his teeth at the judges

Hi @GrouchyKiwi, back to manageable levels now ta, but having lost so much blood everything is tiring! Watching tonight while lying in bed! 😂

You big bloody liar, Mike. You said it was under.

[quote awesomekillick]@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Sandi Tostvig?[/quote]
Token lesbian and clever. That’s the only other criteria for women on tv.

Pot noodle over tomato sauce

Sunbird 💐💐

'A little bit under for Gregg's taste'. The thing was practically still on the hoof !

@sunbird24 big hugs

Glad to see you back, Sunbird

Naw noodle and beef

Not doing it

@jay55 I was literally just typing pot noodle 🤣🤣🤣

@Sunbird24

Hi *@GrouchyKiwi*, back to manageable levels now ta, but having lost so much blood everything is tiring! Watching tonight while lying in bed! 😂

TV in bed is a good plan.

Isn't pomme puree wanky speak for mashed spuds?

Tom's has a look of spaghetti hoops.

Cmon Laura

Oh dear. That looks poor from Laura

Looking at Laura's plate I'm not sure she's done enough. And that sauce is thin.

How is this classic dish ?

I’m sorry, but if you don’t make your own pastry it doesn’t count. No matter how Gregg does his buttery —biscuit— pastry base line

The looks like something from the Exorcist.

That is so bloody raw.

Take it easy Sunbird. Glad you are ok.

Far too raw!

She’s a goner