Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Looks pretty, sounds wrong. Just like Mike.

@halsall 😍😍

Awesome no they wouldn't but that's the Beeb for you 🤣

@TheDogsMother

My take on a beef Wellington is a lobster 😳

😂😂😂 It's a nonsense. Just cook the classic dish. Classically. And well. With some green stuff.

My classic dish would be fish and chips🤣

Alexina is my favourite

Not deconstructed or x 5 ways though

@Pebbledashery

Haha yes just a wash will do.

We had a teacher who did the whole “you don’t need to wash your hair” thing. Yes. Yes you do JOHN!

@Halsall I've pencilled the Bee in already so I'm def on board for that. Even tho I can't sew

I'd love to join you Chuffians in Sewing Bee if anyone is up for it.

@Pebbledashery

My classic dish would be fish and chips🤣

I think John washed his hair in your chip fat.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow what teacher would say that 🤮.

Can't wait for the Bee

@jay55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me too. I have 3 small kids so once they are locked in a cupboard I am free

So, a Persian stew that no one has heard of barely fits the 'Classic' brief either. But she'll go through - they haven't criticised her yet.

@awesomekillick

Honest to god. Would the bbc ever, EVER, have a show hosted by two women of comparable looks as these two?

Were Cissie and Ada on the BBC?

Must be his homage to Lisa F's character in Spooks, jay.

Excited for sewing bee, and the jewellery program that looks similar.

Every time I see Alexina's pieces to camera she looks on the verge of tears

Mind you, with all that Jerusalem artichoke there'll be something to cry about in that kitchen....

I might have to watch sewing bee just to chat to you guys 😊

Grouchy

I'll be there for Sewing Bee. I love it even though sewing buttons are my limit.

Halsall 🤣🤣

Halsall deffo Sewing Bee. Unsure about jewellry show as the title rankles with me - according to Shakespeare its Glistens not Glitters