Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Cauliflower cheese purée. What? Why?No.

Dreading Alexina's inspiration now.....

Don't just assume because he was very old he loved a roast dinner.. He probably had a much more refined palette!

[quote Pebbledashery]@Blueberrycreampie he shops at Bon Marche didn't you know 😁[/quote]
Ah that explains it - I thought he was just about to get the vac out!

Gregg smiling as if he goes to the ballet.. 🤣🤣

Sheesh this round is naff AF

Gregg just shut up.

Ffs Greg she has never panicked

Alexina should say "I'll be ready on time if you fuck off".

@ilovesooty 😁🤣🤣🤣

Dreading Tom's inspiration

Just looking at all this food has given me heartburn

*Eh. Officially loathe this theme now.

I want someone to be inspired by Darth Vader, frankly. Squid ink pasta, and something that makes them choke.*

😂😂😂 But yes. Completely agree. The producers are clutching at cheese straws as they try to find new names for the 'just-cook-another-bloody-dish' round.

Oh fucking hell this is just ridiculous

Ilovesooty 🤣. Spot on.

@Halsall

John Coltrane! That trumps a Nonna any day.

Oh I thought it was Robbie Coltrane 😂

This round makes me yearn for the happy, sun-filled days of Mum and Nan inspiration

@TheDogsMother

Dreading Tom's inspiration

He’s doing the Darth Vader suggestion up thread!

And me on a plate.

Stop shovelling Gregg

Oh I thought it was Robbie Coltrane 😂

Robbie Coltrane would have a tart with a lattice string vest across it.

Nice job

That's made my teeth fall out.

I so wish someone had been inspired by Rab C Nesbitt.

Not a pretty dish Madeeha.