Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

@RomainingCalm

Oh I thought it was Robbie Coltrane 😂

Robbie Coltrane would have a tart with a lattice string vest across it.

Are you not thinking of Rab C Nesbit ? 😆

@Halsall

I so wish someone had been inspired by Rab C Nesbitt.

Haha yeah

Lisa isn't kissing John tonight 🤣

You can never have enough garlic Torode

Madeeha has bummed out here

Blueberry I like your thinking 😂

Alas Madeeha.

Gregg is so ignorant. Referring to daal as a wet thing 🤔

@Halsall

I so wish someone had been inspired by Rab C Nesbitt.

Yes!

Madeeha gonna head butt Greg

It's all a bit brown...

That's a very beige roast dinner. Needs GREEN.

Are you not thinking of Rab C Nesbit ? 😆

Whoops! Er yes.

@Halsall

Blueberry I like your thinking 😂

👋

Where's the bloody broccoli and green veg

@Halsall

This round makes me yearn for the happy, sun-filled days of Mum and Nan inspiration

Makes me yearn for the innocence of LLoyd Grossman days, when contestants came in because they loved cooking not because they wanted a new career.

I've a horrible feeling that Madeeha is going home.

Dull asbeige food

Mike's plate looks like a pile of scraps salvaged from the leftovers. IMHO.

@RomainingCalm

Are you not thinking of Rab C Nesbit ? 😆

Whoops! Er yes.

Ha Ha!

@viques bloody love Loyd Grossman.

Nibbled, quibbled.. Cogitated and digested, 🤣

Alexina's looks a bit wanky

But I love her earrings

Alexina isn't an ice queen yay

You're not supposed to make chocolate look like shit, Tom.