Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Not allowed to nomiate Nonnas?

Oh god , this brief. Madeeha will be crying again.

Medeeha after the sympathy vote I think.

Is fragile magic a bit like ice magic? Is that even still a thing?

John Coltrane! That trumps a Nonna any day.

Hmmm not hopeful for Madeeha if it's coming down to presentation.

I'm sensing a lot of very vague connection to the inspirational person

My heart and soul food. Fuck of Greg

Eat the fucking food children

I'm not sure about her pastry skills there.

Madeehas portion size is never going to be fine dining.

Er what is John wearing? Who put that outfit together- they need shooting!

Wow big inspiration Madeeha !

Bloody interesting choice from Madeeha!

I hope it's not Madeeha's dead daddy again.
I'll start continue to suspect that she deliberately works herself up into tears for the sympathy vote.

OK, the inspirational figure is getting pretty bloody silly now.

@Blueberrycreampie he shops at Bon Marche didn't you know 😁

Oh I'm glad it wasn't his Nonna.

Good call Mike.

Okay, I wish he was doing Tom Daley not captain Tom.

I have never let down an emporer

Oh fucking hell nonna's and captain Tom, do you even know if he liked roast dinners

@wolfcub 🤣🤣 I bet he hated them.

John has a lovely new wife can't she steer him into some different clothes ?!

Emporar

Oh I give up on spelling

Eh. Officially loathe this theme now.

I want someone to be inspired by Darth Vader, frankly. Squid ink pasta, and something that makes them choke.

Apology accepted, Mr Wallace.