Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Why do they have to show us Gregg thumbing the food into his face like that

Broth looks like pond water.

Gregg needs to go in the backroom that Monica and Marcus go into and someone just permanently shut the door and lock it 🤣

Broth looks like milky tea that has barely seen a tea bag.

Couldn't agree more Sunbird

I'd choose Madeeha's over this

Crispy shallots are so pointless.

The Now Show had a go at Greggggg last week, I was amused to hear

Pebble

@littlbrowndog 🤣🤣

I'm sitting here stuffing smarties into me yet I'd still scoff Medeeha food

Glad to see she has a blue plaster on.

Hello missed some of the programme but here now💐

The shredded duck doesn't look very shreddy

That's a boatload of duck.

You wouldn't catch me eating duck.

I'm not sure that 8 peas counts as one of your five-a-day.

Not sure why I put flowers there? Oh well!

Not great looking Laura. I love duck mind you

@RomainingCalm there was literally 8 there wasn't there 🤣🤣

That looks a bit uninspiring but I don't like duck anyway.

This guy looks like a relation of Antonio Banderes.

Jeez burnt as

Burned beef. Mmm.

That looks charcoaled