Masterchef 5...Nonna's pasta.... Ballontine......and John's Bon Marche trousers!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chuffians

Jackson boxer is my new pin up!

Pull yourself together, Madeeha! Now isn't the time!

God the whole kitchen is having a breakdown.

Oh Gawd. Stop chopping onions Madeeha you've got me going.

Aww don't cry Medeeha

@littlbrowndog

John shredding 🙋‍♀️

Wow, John shredded all those duck legs really fast, or did he just do one for show...

The little potato cakes look magnificent.

That looks so refined

I would literally woof that in two bites. No joke.

That is bloody huge!

@JaquelineBeanstalk

Jackson boxer is my new pin up!

I'm quite admiring the Riza chap, whose last name has gone straight out of my head.

That is one huge starter, just as well they are only getting two wontons each.

Well done Madeeha!

How many courses is this meal? That's quite a chunky starter! Madeeha portions, though....

Madeeha does such cheerful food, I can't cope with her crying.

Gregg uses his cutlery in such an unrefined way 🤣

Greg learn how to use fucking cutlery

Erghhhh Greg using his fork like a shovel

That looks lovely, glad Madeeha did well after her wobble.

Oh haha we all agree

For fuck sake after all these years and he still can't use cutlery

@littlbrowndog

Greg learn how to use fucking cutlery

SNAP!

@fourquenelles his wife is a lucky lady. Not.

Gregggg out there with the guests of honour, as if he did anything during lockdown except wangle his way onto every single tv show that aired. That was NOT helpful to the public...

owww. Laura!
@fourquenelles - dinnerladies? Nothing as amusing, sadly.
As a young weevil, I dripped soup on an aged royal personage. Luckily it was vichyssoise.