TOWIE S28 - starts Sunday 14th - 9/10pm and repeated lots in the week 😀

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Yah. It’s back. Was on tonight

But also repeated wed at 10/11 sat 4/5 and sun 6/7

Have recorded as was watching bloodlands and will see tomorrow

E1 the sims sisters have heart to heart with demi about new relationship

Dish’s targets a new world record

No one else watching the trashy townie with me 😂😂

raises hand enthusiastically

Hmmmm me thinks that Chloe Brockett should perhaps spend her time abroad at a swiss finishing school rather than getting surgery. Nah, scratch that. It would be a bigger waste of money than the track and trace system. I like Chloe but she's allowing herself to be the pantomime villain and I dont think shes mature enough to handle the backlash she will inevitably get from the hypocritical #bekind brigade.
Is anyone else a little bit creeped out by this Pete and Ella "thing"? She looks VERY young and he looks much older. Makes me really uncomfortable.

I’m more laughing at monkey dog therapist and Georgia and Tommy having a baby 😂😂

20 is a tad young. It’s not going to go anywhere is it

And Chloe not happy

Apologies for dm link 😂😂

Chloe annoyed

Gutsby and his EP. It is the wrong way round blud. It is your Penis Extension. Although you are right enough that it is your one true love. Music Hasbean.

Diags bean a twat.

The chin twins are as grim as ever. Poundies geecee jumping on the LCB bitch fest. Again. Boring.

I have to think that those three are properly fake.

I really wish that LCB wouldn’t lose her beans though. And you don’t drag your mates into the argument either. It is all a bit panto.

Blockie single again?

Monkey and his therapy. Bless. Some of the cast could do with being whispered at...

Harry can’t win with the sistas. Sniffs round another female he is beelzebub. Celibate and he is attention seeking. Christ. Chop his EP off and be done with it. LCB can put it in a jar by her bed.

Move on sista. You left him. You are over it. You will be directing all your rage at NewTittyElla shortly for sniffing round Le Petit Pirate. Mama will be chucking all sorts in the bubbling cauldron. She can start with Gutsby’s EP.

I’m not sure I’m buying Ella and Petit. And mama saying Petit can kiss her arse? Given that the lips are now bigger than said posterior you could forgive him if he got muddled.

Mama said she was born again? Did she come back pulling Pete Burns’s lips with her from the other side?

Amy and Harry beef? Leave it ahhhht. It was years ago and you are getting married. Am-dram pish.

I’m sitting here like bastard stig of the dump. The ‘self’ groomery on here is commendable. Shiny neon teeth, perfect brows, hair and a distinct lack of wrinkles.

Lockdown my hairy un bleached arse.

Oh @SheldonesqueIsUnwell I’ve missed you

Blonde swoons

Right back at ye blondes - right back at ye.

I’m waiting for it all to go a bit wonk when Ella starts draping herself over Peteypiratus.

Mama sims won’t be jolly if he rogers Ella and make no mistake. Bring on the talk about girl codes, lack of respect and farkin liberties and the like.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of ... not rum

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Feels like they're scraping the barrel for stories because no one has been anywhere or doing anything.

Scraping the barrel?

It is borderline scraping shite off a shoe.

REM pimping for gutsby. Is she fit? Or is gutsby gonna be punching? The latter probably. All day long.

Bob volunteering to stick his pricks in people. The Harry drama is pish. Georgia is right. Why now? daydreams has it - storyscraping. Don’t tell me Harry is still hankering after a bit of bobnob? Why get so hung up after 7 years.

Saff and her don’t come at me with your whatevs. Whatevs. Who cares? This feels like scraping too.

Ella and Pete and her hair tossing. Scraping. All the goss about a kiss? Selling the dream? Sailing off into the sunset on the black pig. Kipper me capstans. Ironic really when most are the colour of kippers.

Not so much Essex brown than Arbroath smokie bronze.

Nah. Not buying. Just waiting for someone to ask if they’ve ‘done bits’ or something equally teenage.

Not buying REM and chinny1. Soz. Scraping. 26 is scraping too. a few years off

Bobnob with his Astra in the arm. And?

I loved the tigers. Beautiful creatures. LCB and Harry though?
Trusty trusty bezzie mateys?

Fsista will have a story line in mind - not scraping but borrowing.

The Veldt. Grrrr 🐅

Poundies Cher sistas? If I’d downstairs lippies that size I’d reckon it was a crossbar injury.

What is with the piggishness and Diags stuffing his face? Scraping.

Gutsby’s Dani has gone a bit harsh with the contouring. You know when kids draw a face with a heavy circle outline...? That. Scraped most of the powder out of the palette.

Pirate doesn’t want a relationship. Sure wants his hole though... and it seems to be getting waved about under his beak so...

Wonder if the older boys apart from Tommy will ever settle down

It doesn’t look like it - apart from maybe Dan and Amber.

Too many heads - big ones and little ones - getting turned by those who fancy the taste of ‘fame’ blondes

Sure Dan and amber will split again

And yes why is Harry not over Bobby esp as he is meant to be getting married

He’s managed to get over him the 7yrs been out of townie

Surely they still saw each other if cousins over the years if not on towie

Desperation for stories I reckon.

I’m not buying it.

And won’t be buying Dani’s (Gutsby’s squeeze) contouring palette either.

Unless I want to look like I haven’t washed my coupon for the best part of a fortnight

Just the one kids pete and Ella

Just watching an old one. Mama Sims Nd Joe Schmo digging out Ferne.

Mama doesn’t disappoint ever week - you don’t get a chance to forget what a human nettle she is.

I’d Forgotten what a snidey little barsteward he was to women. What a horrible little shite he was.

I’d rather boff Gutsby.

Chloe's lips are bigger than ever. She must have serious issues. Such a dull series they are all winding me up.

Pete looks like he could be Ellas dad. I know there is only about 12 (?) years between them though.

Jesus Chloe’s lips 😱😱😱😱

They all nod their heads and trout pour

I do want to see them at 50

I will have to catch up at the weekend.

By the sounds of it, ole mama is resembling alan partridge after he ate an oyster...

Aha.

They are hideous

Tom years for them to settle done last time so why has she done again

No one needs cats bum pouty fish lips

I know that they are all able to get hair and make up done for "work" but does this include fillers etc??

Frankie used to be so pretty, she was so much better before she started copying her sisters

Watching old episodes, mama wants to say ‘tuna tartare’ to anyone wielding a syringe.

What a sotter.

Cats bum pouty fish lips? Aye. About right.

Started off with trout pout and ended up with the cat chasing after the trout.

Somewhere along the line it morphed into a tree fish with the cat bum now being a great pair of tiger flaps.

Either that or she needs to be telt that ‘chicken fillets’ go down your bra and aren’t meant to be sewn to your face.

And yes, Frankie. What a bloody ruddy shame.

It is getting like the three ages of man. Except it is the bastard love children of some who believe in life after spinning right round.

Can't believe that Bobby is being gaslighted like this! Harry literally confessed to cheating on camera on TOWIE at the time! I don't care if he's faaaaaaamily, Amy should remind him of that.

@VodkaSlimline

Can't believe that Bobby is being gaslighted like this! Harry literally confessed to cheating on camera on TOWIE at the time! I don't care if he's faaaaaaamily, Amy should remind him of that.

I know

They need to find that clip and replay

And feel sorry for his fiancé

Why is he bothered clearing air after 7yrs