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TOWIE S28 - starts Sunday 14th - 9/10pm and repeated lots in the week πŸ˜€

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/03/2021 23:09

Yah. It’s back. Was on tonight

But also repeated wed at 10/11 sat 4/5 and sun 6/7

Have recorded as was watching bloodlands and will see tomorrow

E1 the sims sisters have heart to heart with demi about new relationship

Dish’s targets a new world record

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SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 02/04/2021 18:07

I will watch this tomorrow.

But by the sounds of the continued drama, if I were Harry’s groom to be I’d be running for them thar hills.

I’d be a bit eyebrows if Harry were still banging on about it if Bobby had cheated.

But Harry was the one with the wandering eye/tongue/Johnson and has no reason to see his arse over Amy’s friendship.

It isn’t as though Billybobs is going to hump Ames and rub that in Harry’s face.

I fear that Harry is all for wanting Billybobs to rub little Billybobs somewhere - why else be oh so dramatic about it?

What a kick in the shiny white teef for his poor fiancΓ©.

Unless they are struggling for stories.

surely not

SheldonesqueIsAlmostHuman · 03/04/2021 19:27

Teeny tiny name change.

Anyhoo.

Floppy haired Harry forgets that his cheating was on the tellybox and if that was just a storyline then he needs to put it out there.

You don’t get to rewrite history when you’ve cheated. You don’t get to upset your groom to be by fixating so much on an ex that you are willing to fall out with faaaarmlee.

And your faaaarmlee don’t get to stay mute if they know you were flapping your jewels round someone else’s face or jewels. Talking to you Ames.

You are wrong gerl.

Georgia was right to back him.

And little Joey wants to stop channelling the House of Elliott.

Chinny ain’t ever gonna be friends with AmberT if she keeps bringing up the fact that she flapped her chin on Dan (or his jewels)

Calling her fake ain’t helping either. And it is untrue.

AmberT calls a cahnt when she sees one. She ain’t wrong in the case of the chinnies.

NicHole (chinny2) is dreadful. Although the only thing flapping is that great big flapping chinny.

Mama bloody does look like an allergy stricken Alan Partridge. Her gub is now moving in the same manner as a ventriloquist’s dummy.

Was Dani blonde last week? I’m losing my smallgeezers.

I’m going to have to make a garlic bread. I have the need. And I’ve bread flour so happy days.

Ella has gone a bit boiler. Just as well the bunnies are all out hiding choccyeggs.

Petite pirate didn’t look too happy. I think he may have got accustomed to having dorty little secrets. And maybe Ella’s lippies aren’t as cushioned as mama’s ones. Battered jewels would not be conducive to a smiley coupon.

NicHole looks like Chezza Cole? Do me a favour. Not with those lips dearie. Or that chin. Or that utility boiler suit.

Bobbybobs leaving? Pity.

Ella is showing her real self. Not her real brows, tits or lips though.

Clips next week? Frankie love. What happened to your coupon?!?!?

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/04/2021 16:27

Tonight’s e4

Things are moving fast in Demi’s relationship with Francesca

Chloe m and Courtney attempt to bring their fracture relationships groups together

Which don’t go to plan πŸ˜‚

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SheldonesqueIsAlmostHuman · 04/04/2021 18:51

Stuck on call so it’ll be a next weekend catch up for me 😩

Is Bobbybobbobs stepping away from tv all together or just Towie?

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/04/2021 18:59

Prob just towie

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SheldonesqueIsAlmostHuman · 04/04/2021 19:20

Aye by the look of it.

I can’t understand why Harry doesn’t just admit that he did do it or he made it all up for a storyline.

It is either or...

Blondeshavemorefun · 04/04/2021 19:31

We need to find that episode when they split

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Toomuchtooyoung01 · 04/04/2021 19:36

Ella doesnt seem like a nice person at all but Kelsey also drops friends like hot Potatoes to go along popular opinion (look how she ganged up on Brockett).

SheldonesqueIsAlmostHuman · 04/04/2021 22:36

Could it be the only way is Marbs part 2 2014?

I can’t seem to access it. 🀬

Apple1971 · 05/04/2021 07:53

Watched this yesterday just to see what is going on ...

Pete leering and licking his lips when talking to ella made me feel a bit queasy

I read that Bobby posted the clip of their break up on socials somewhere (where Harry admits he cheated) hence him trying to play the nice guy this week.

And not sure about Demi and Francesca - Francesca looks a lot like Chloe (the sister). Are they really loved up or is it just for the cameras?

RevolvingPivot · 05/04/2021 19:02

Demi's girlfriend looks like she could be one of the sisters.

I was cringing for Chloe. She's so embarrassing she needs to leave her sisters to get on with their life. Also needs to stop with the surgery.

Daydreamsinglorioustechnicolor · 05/04/2021 19:22

Pete and Ella definitely going to be at it before long. He won't be able to help himself and then she'll be all heartbroken whilst he says he always said he wasn't up for a relationship.

And yes, isn't it a bit weird Demi has gone for a girl that looks exactly like the rest of them?

RevolvingPivot · 06/04/2021 10:27

I'm not sure on the age gap between Pete and Ella. I think he looks old for his age and Ella looks very young. Maybe if they looked their ages it wouldn't be so bad I just think it looks a bit predatory. Although Ella seems to be the one pushing for it.

vjg13 · 06/04/2021 19:21

It was hideous when Pete was doing the lizardy lip licking looking at Ella.

SheldonesqueIsAlmostHuman · 06/04/2021 21:57

Haven’t seen it yet but it seems to be the thing for the pirate.

You can just see him, mid forties, bald pate, arse length ponytail, being one of these buggers accidentally pressing against an erogenous zone belonging to some young filly in a busy club.

And keeping on his orthopaedic Cubans when on the poke because we ain’t all the same height lying down.

Blondeshavemorefun · 10/04/2021 21:33

Those lips

They are al huge

And pete says he isn’t up for a relationship

Will e ever settle down and be faithful

Tho sure him and Ella are for the cameras

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/04/2021 21:34

And only seems the girls who argue

The boys just get on with it

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/04/2021 22:05

Ahhhhhh I’ve just seen the end and all the licking lips

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Blondeshavemorefun · 13/04/2021 16:02

Blondes talks to herself

Chloe Simms has her hands full (and lips)πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ launching a new business

Assume beauty .

And searching for a new home

Plus Pete has competition with Ella

But remember they are only flirty friends

Licks lips

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SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils · 13/04/2021 17:55

I’ve still got to watch the one before.

You won’t be talking to yourself long lovely blondes Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/04/2021 20:30

I miss your wit @SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils

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SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils · 13/04/2021 20:58

You sum it up so succinctly - I always waffle.

I will brace myself for the licking. Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 13/04/2021 21:25

Then I think where his tongue has been 😱😱😱😱

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SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils · 13/04/2021 21:34

don’t ye fret blondes

No one will have to drag Petitpiratuslickalotolipus away from me by his Cubans. Wink

In the days of Megs I might have considered it. (He wouldn’t have)

He probably tastes like he’s been living on pvc. He has been licking enough of it.Wink

ElizabethTudor · 13/04/2021 21:35

Your Alan Partridge pic-a-like for Chloe S is chillingly accurate @SheldonesqueHasGotTheWeevils

And Pete’s licky lips was just grim.
This description:
You can just see him, mid forties, bald pate, arse length ponytail, being one of these buggers accidentally pressing against an erogenous zone belonging to some young filly in a busy club
reminded me of Peter Stringfellow. Those pics of him in his thong... πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

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