TOWIE S28 - starts Sunday 14th - 9/10pm and repeated lots in the week 😀

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yah. It’s back. Was on tonight

But also repeated wed at 10/11 sat 4/5 and sun 6/7

Have recorded as was watching bloodlands and will see tomorrow

E1 the sims sisters have heart to heart with demi about new relationship

Dish’s targets a new world record

Frank is away to have a sook on one of Cher’s sloppies.

Cher only needed to watch the programme to see how interested t’other Frank was in her. She could have started whining weeks ago.

It just smelled of being all for the cameras. Simsers falling over themselves to celebrate the diversity and flaunt their inclusivity.

I ain’t bothered. You shouldn’t be bothered. It don’t matter.

TickyJoe has all the boxes sorted if the producers still think it matters. Move on.

And them sistas are not bees. Queens or otherwise.

Bees are important in the big scheme of things. The sistas are not even as important as wasps. Who, to be fair, have their little important jobs in society.

This lot are on a par with cockroaches. Even after all signs of life are gone, they will prevail.

Well parts of them will. The little bits that are real will have decomposed.

Marbs is on tomorrow again. Itv be early afternoon.

Cheaty cheaty tenerifeeey times.

And possibly mama and ell sand in arse times.

Enjoy. Or cowk. Or both.

Clip for tomorrow

Bobbybobbobs - I just want to know the truth. That’s all I need to know.

Harry - this is the truth. I did (drama pause) sleep with my ex - please don’t cry.

Bobbybobbobs- cries.

So full of shit I’m surprised they managed to squeeze in fillers and Botox...

How could he honestly sit back and watch the carnage this has created - let alone making Bob doubt himself - and still say he didn’t?

If it was just a story line he needs to fess up.

Interesting timing that they’re showing this one again.💩🥄
I may have to watch it!!
But yeah, it’s totally disingenuous of Harry to deny it if it did happen. Especially as it’s on film. And then even more baffling, why bring it all up again, 7 years later?? Bonkers.

Absolutely bonkers. Couldn’t agree more.

But he says it in glorious technicolour.

Will be watching that with chocolate and a big cup of weknewit

Are they really showing the Tenerife episode again? Really bad taste now that the ex Harry slept with died unexpectedly about a week ago. I wonder if it will be mentioned on the show.

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Possibly we are too old now

That’s why I stopped Chelsea. Found boring

Same here Blondes, used to love Chelsea but stopped watching. I vowed to stop watching Towie as well two series ago after I hated the last lot of newbies, but here I am still glued to it. And complaining about it.

@Gemma2019 oh I didn’t know that about the ex.
It still appears to be airing :

Ah now. I didn’t hear about the ex.

That is a shame.

Harry needs to properly own up (admit or admit it was a story) so that everyone can move on and that folk can be left in peace.

I can’t help but think that the denying of it and the resultant fuss is far more disrespectful and damaging and is more of an insult to someone’s memory..

100% agree. But I doubt he will cos he’s a drama llama.

@Gemma2019 think I will always love towie tho is a bit meh at the moment

Said before I feel for Harry’s fiancé. Wonder if they will marry

@SheldonesqueTheBstard ever thought of blogging for towie 😂😂

I’m not sure I’m worthy of blogging blondes

No one would probably talk to me as I’m not all groomed and everything. I wouldn't get any scoops.

I suspect I look as though I’d need my arse shaving even when I’m fully clothed.

Either that or they’d think I was Arg in a frock and cross the road...

I love your reviews

Settling down with the marbs.

Fullerfaceharry has form. Told the GC that he just lay on top of his old boyfriend. And cuddled. (Did ye aye - and we all button up the back son)

Gemma told him (wot with all the lies and everything) he ‘weren’t very well’. Aye. Also, speaking shite means your tubes are plumbed up wrong.

Quoth Hal...“I just really need you to listen to me. This is the truth and just know before I tell you this, I absolutely love you so much. Please don’t cry. When we was in Tenerife I did sleep with my ex and I’m so sorry because I never meant to hurt you I really didn’t.

No protestations of ‘we weren’t together blah blah’. No ‘we were on a break’. Nowt.

Busted.

And then I had to endure Mama and Ell getting sand in their crevices. Funnily enough though it was edited.

All that flowing water a la Shirl Valentine/Here to Eternity has gone. Just ‘ere to absurdity.

Bet that sand got up an orifice or three though...

Itcheh 😎

Thank you blondes 😘

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I love your reviews

Me too. Keep ‘blogging’ here @SheldonesqueTheBstard we appreciate you!

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Settling down with the marbs.

Fullerfaceharry has form. Told the GC that he just lay on top of his old boyfriend. And cuddled. (Did ye aye - and we all button up the back son)

Gemma told him (wot with all the lies and everything) he ‘weren’t very well’. Aye. Also, speaking shite means your tubes are plumbed up wrong.

Quoth Hal...“I just really need you to listen to me. This is the truth and just know before I tell you this, I absolutely love you so much. Please don’t cry. When we was in Tenerife I did sleep with my ex and I’m so sorry because I never meant to hurt you I really didn’t.

No protestations of ‘we weren’t together blah blah’. No ‘we were on a break’. Nowt.

Busted.

And then I had to endure Mama and Ell getting sand in their crevices. Funnily enough though it was edited.

All that flowing water a la Shirl Valentine/Here to Eternity has gone. Just ‘ere to absurdity.

Bet that sand got up an orifice or three though...

Itcheh 😎

Didn’t get the chance to watch it today. If that was what Harry actually said to Bobs then I can only conclude he’s had a head injury and has lost his memory.

If that was what Harry actually said to Bobs then I can only conclude he’s had a head injury and has lost his memory.

I suppose in the interest of fairness good queen bess I should have added in Bob’s dialogue but it was basically just tell me/tell me the truth/weeping.

If Hazza has had a head injury, I can only conclude he must have fell face down because his coupon is a million miles away from what it once was

Can anyone link the Marbs episode

@SheldonesqueTheBstard
Oh god, I know. His face is almost unrecognisable. It’s not just the obvious lip fillers. But the entire shape has changed. Bonkers.

No point speaking to me. I’m in mourning.

Looks like my lovely Ronnie Brooks (aka Mr B Walsh) has been in among the injectabubbles.

His face looked all wrong on the chasey thing last night. He was fine as he was

blondes

I can’t find that clip or episode anywhere. - I am a techy dunce though. Sorry.

All the have to do is find it and know the truth

Sure they have towie files /dvds

Thanks @SheldonesqueTheBstard

blondes

It comes round on itvbe about every 6 months - but they could play it easy on the present series.

Bobby’s secret screening and voila!
Shown to all. Harry’s run out of town. Disappears in a puff of glitter and shame.