TOWIE S28 - starts Sunday 14th - 9/10pm and repeated lots in the week 😀

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yah. It’s back. Was on tonight

But also repeated wed at 10/11 sat 4/5 and sun 6/7

Have recorded as was watching bloodlands and will see tomorrow

E1 the sims sisters have heart to heart with demi about new relationship

Dish’s targets a new world record

Yet he wants to settle down. Have kids. Get married

Be faithful

Bet the pirate has a thong.

If he keeps palling about with lil Sameh, I think there is a likelihoid they’ll both stay eternal bachelors.

I don’t want to see the lickylickys.

Poundies Cher’s new squeeze looks terribly familiar.

Yes, she really looks like the rest of the sistas. Too similar.

Same person who does the faces? Or have they grown her from the sista clippings?

Essex kardashians? Not buying. Do me a favour. Only similarity might be bought coupons.

Gutsby and Dani? Not buying. She got an egg. Others got a helicopter trot. Gutsby not buying her much.

Harry and his sorry? Not buying. Alrhougg think he might be wanting towie to buy his nuptials.

Joey and his vegan chicken? Not buying. Although Christ knows where NicHole buys her 4leggied chickens. Maybe they only exist in Essex. So doubt I can buy anyway.

Lickypirate not buying poundies Gem’s pics? Rude.

LickyPete and Old Yeller? (That tan ain’t purty) Not buying. Not when that colour demands a refund. I’ve seen pub ceilings when there used to be smoking with a nicer shade range. Flirty friends? Is that what used to be called fuckbuddies?

I wish they’d get rid of the chinnygrimmers. Tired of the stirring and tired of all the ag they cause. No wonder they have maximus mandibles with all the flapping gobs.

Will never buy into them.

I feel a bit sorry for Amber - never thought I'd say that. She seems a lot more genuine this series.
She also looks awesome whatever she's been at.

I see Demi and the gf have split up!

Noooooooo they’ve split

so much fir true love

And Locke is back in next episode

I am team Turner. All day long as Bradley Walsh would say. She is so far from fake it is unfunny so god knows why the grimchintwins keep pushing that line.

She has annoyed me in the past but the girl just wears her heart on her sleeve.

Courtnclo should show her loyalty. I’ve still to watch this week so hope I don’t have cause to feel sad for AmberT.

So the big lurve story is pish no more.

Jackanory.

“I’m Amber Turner”
😂😂

Quelle surprise Demi and her GF have split. Declaring undying love, and planning on moving halfway round the world to be with each other, after what, a matter of weeks... yeah, that’s always going to sound the death knell on a relationship....

Stublicity Punt.

They must think we be cupid stunts or summat.

I think Chloe Simms needs to leave the show. She's trying to compete with 20 year olds. She's looking ridiculous going on and on about Pete. I know I may sound like a troll but she's ruined her face. The others have had surgery yes but she looks like a characeture (can't spell it)

Amber and Dan and Georgia and Tommy are they only ones settled down. They take the piss out of Dan for being under the thumb but not Tommy.

I am so fed up of Harry’s puffy coupon. Get rid and bring back Bobs, thanks.

I am so fed up of trying to locate where Mama’s eyes are. And banging on about lack of respect. Boring.

I could have done without Gutsby panting. If you shut your eyes, it is like he was on the nest, toiling away on top of you. Word to the wise? Don’t shut your eyes.

Mama? In that respect you are fucked.

I’m fed up of the towie z list. (Saying summat) poundies gem, big aged grim chinners, auld yella, Tom, REM, HarryL. What did Kirk say back in the day? Extras. That was it...

ChlomNCourt need to stop interfering - I think ChloM loves a bit of drama. Loved up poundies Cher needs to can it with the feckin stirring. And Amber’s best friends need to fecking act like they are.

AmberT I think has done what she likes and had a procedure on her beak. It looks as though it has been evened out/filled out a bit and fits her face better. She looks mazeballs.

LCB (love her now) will look like Karen, Harry’s ma in about 20 years. It is uncanny. It is. Look. I’m not wrong.

Drag party? Yawn.

The chinnies are not feeling sorry about ChlomNCourt’s awkward position. They seem to be trying to engineer a friendship split so they can go ‘fuck you’ to AmberT and isolate her. Chlom seems to speak a helluva lot for court. So much for Amber being the puppet master

Stressful? You did that to Amber. Don’t get upset? How not? You haven’t got her bastard back. They should have been shutting Clelia down already.

As alan partridge would say (using his radio colleague’s voice) they are behaving like basdard dwads. Just like the chinnies.

And NicHole dissing LCB? You are twice her age NicHole. There’s a lifetime of cahnt in that chin. You got muggy first mate...

Francesca saying people are doubting her and Poundies Cher and they are proving everyone wrong?

Thank fuck for Tenas. Mwahahaha.

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I feel a bit sorry for Amber - never thought I'd say that. She seems a lot more genuine this series. She also looks awesome whatever she's been at.

I see Demi and the gf have split up!

Have they split within the last 4 days?

Seems so.

I still think it was for the stublicity...

Natural make up by Chloe

Pmsl

Kettle black

Helicopter rides v kfc

Hmmmmm

Just catching up on the latest episode.
Georgia’s lips are going the same way as Chloe’s.

God love her but that could be mistaken for a foof.

An angry foof but a foof all the same...

All the sims tonight. Even Charlie

Tonight???

blondes you are making me itchy. I thought it was only once a week 😩

@SheldonesqueTheSecondComing

God love her but that could be mistaken for a foof.

An angry foof but a foof all the same...

😂😂😂

@Blondeshavemorefun must’ve been catching up on Sunday’s episode too.

I don’t why they’re still going on about Bobby and Harry. It was 7 years ago FFS. Seriously, I can’t even remember who I was going out with 7 years ago. Get over it. And can we move onto something in the present day that is actually interesting.
(I’m finding this series quite fucking tedious tbh)
Angry foofs aside @SheldonesqueTheSecondComing

I’ve clearly missed it and was playing catch up or something 🤷‍♀️

I missed ole moley. And kfc.

In my defence my foof was sleepy. Not as sleepy as my eyes clearly.

The only thing more worrying than foof mouths is mama’s eyes.

They are squeezed tighter shut than anoooses. I’m pretty sure 99.999% of the population would be able to see more out of their anooose than a smiling mama can.

Just sayin...

@SheldonesqueTheSecondComing yes was watching Sunday’s as Sunday watched lod

Monday night working

Just don’t get their lips. Why do it

And yes it’s 7yrs ago. Get over it

Feel sorry for Harry’s hubby to be

I will try to watch it tonight if I’m not called out.

If only to see the natural make up range

Bwahahahaha. (About as natural as gold plated teef)

Blockie spent as much on his teef as the car.

Not dissin the nan but she’s been having the same as the sistas.

Cesca was very enthusiastic about midsista trotting to londinium. About as enthusiastic as moving to Essex. And about as enthusiastic as them all schlepping to the big L of A. eeeeeee.

Even if we hadn’t seen the preview/sidebars of shame, it honked of breakup right there.

Moley looks smiley. I’ve been watching reruns where he was a grade a cahnt to his ex. Which is fitting when you have a grade a merkin quiff looming out of the foreheid. ‘Publicly speaking’ indeed. With a pubicky hairdo.

Chicken shop double special. Stripped back? Aye. But to be honest, it ain’t that bad an outing. And she is decent to not make the kind of fuss that the sistas would probably make if they got taken there.

Harry and his Egyptian cotton pillows. Sleep well. Sleep in for the next 10 series. It’s farkin dull mate.

Midsista is not going to be cryin next week as she’ll get all the time in the world with poundies Cher. Their crying and quivering flaps lips go from sista to sista. Like a rubbery Mexican wave.

What’s with the lingerie shopping. Who goes shopping and waps their baps out in skimpies in front of colleagues? Really?

Glad diag’s brother is good. As said I’ve been watching reruns. I still think Diags is a cahnt. But family is family so glad all is ok.

The lego haircuts round the pool. Ew.

Linda Plant. Get up on the stage. Whoooo. Job done. WTF? Job wasn’t done. Diags said exactly the same. Linda added nothing to the confidence. She should have done an apprentice arse chewing. She feckin needed to. Natural my great big natural arse. Big fat fib right there

Cesca looked thrilled at Cher wanting to meet Frank. They’re practically twins the Franks. What’s the matter?

And they did meet up just the sistas. One looked distraught. One didn’t. Odd.

Natural make up? Jesus blondes you weren’t wrong... no wonder she was nervous about ‘publicly speaking’. She’d not know natural if it bit her on the arse.

The BobbyHarry shite. Give me a break. Yes you Harry. Everyone has one recollection. Harry has another. I know a song about another Harry with recollections. Ahem...

Ludacy. Indeed.

That’s one word for it.

Pish is another.