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TOWIE S28 - starts Sunday 14th - 9/10pm and repeated lots in the week πŸ˜€

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/03/2021 23:09

Yah. It’s back. Was on tonight

But also repeated wed at 10/11 sat 4/5 and sun 6/7

Have recorded as was watching bloodlands and will see tomorrow

E1 the sims sisters have heart to heart with demi about new relationship

Dish’s targets a new world record

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/05/2021 20:54

Will try and watch last nights tomorrow

Georgia must be ready to pop soon. Know she was having an early
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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/05/2021 21:39

Don’t rush yersel blondes

The one who is diagonal went in Dan and Amber’s bedroom bath.

Creepyfucker.

Rest of it was continuation of engineered fights.
Making up after engineered fights.
Yapping and making new faux fights.
Faux relationships breaking up.

Faux people chatting shit.

Poisonous people chatting shit.

And Mama showing how graceless she is. And also when her ears move more than her face there is a big problem.

Cahnt. Graceless. Immovable.

Oh. And Gutsby is also a cahnt. Who is not even capable of spinning his own shit.

Nex week snip snip? Please god...

Blondeshavemorefun · 11/05/2021 07:35

Fab recap @SheldonesqueTheBstard

I don’t need to watch now πŸ˜‚

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/05/2021 10:20

It really was awful blondes

I’m feeling terribly sorry for Bobby.

I have a feeling that his sorry will never be enough because he β€˜disrespected’ the sistas and therefore he is stained forever.

They think they are it.

The thing is they are not the chosen people.

And regardless what they do to their coupons, they are ugly on the inside.

And no matter what they shove and pump into their faces, that will always show through.

Gemma2019 · 11/05/2021 17:11

That was actually an uncannily accurate summary from Sheldon. I think that was one of the worst episodes I've ever seen.

Is anyone buying this Gatsby/Dani relationship?! She doesn't seem to fancy him at all.

Also very sobering to see that Roman's mum is probably way younger than I am.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/05/2021 18:24

Nope not buying the relationship. Or his music β€˜career’.

I am probably old enough to be Roman’s mum’s mam and then some. Enough to turn ye to drink - let alone sobering!

As for the episode? You know when you are scraping the barrel? But you have scraped it enough to wear through the wood?

Probably that.

Although more material to attach to the sistas faces so ...

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/05/2021 23:29

Christ.

I can’t cope.

The Only Way Is Euthanasia.

It is supposed to be a guilty pleasure. Not torture by telly.

The fuckers all hate each other. It must cost them a fortune going double bubble injection wise for each face.

Even the ones that I thought were nice are cahnts.

If they want a world record they can go for the largest amount of cahnts in a postcode.

Wish tickyjoey would take Ella, the Simsas and Gutsby and his β€˜extra’ up to Manchester with him.

Blondeshavemorefun · 17/05/2021 01:26

Yes perfect description @SheldonesqueTheBstard

But gawd doesn’t Chloe bleat on about disrespect

Let it go girl

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/05/2021 05:59

Aye blondes

Let it go is appropriate.

Frozen. Like her coupon.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/05/2021 07:11

Gutsby has tiny man syndrome. What an angry, hypocritical wipe of stain he is.

Ok for him to bitch though.

β€˜You’re just Dan Edgar’s girlfriend’?

She is so much more than that mate.

But something is better than nothing.

And you are NOTHING mate.

Zero. Nada. Zilch.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/05/2021 09:20

Aye and reverted to natural face ma hoop.

Eyes like two raisins in a hefty lump of dough.

ElizabethTudor · 17/05/2021 23:15

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Aye and reverted to natural face ma hoop.

Eyes like two raisins in a hefty lump of dough.

Who? Chloe or Harry. They are both morphing into each other, they’ve pumped so much filler into their cheeks they can barely open their eyes. WTF is Amy playing at? Turning on Bobby. Eugghhh. Is it just me that doesn’t care at all about Ella, Kelsey, Nicole/or Nicola... incidentals, boring, don’t add anything. I agree Sheldon, Joey can take a fair amount of the cast with him to Manchester. Though I’m not sure their fake tan would cope with the rain! Get off your high horse Gatsby. What a pillock.
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/05/2021 23:22

Mama and Harry are frightening now - seriously. A million miles away from how they looked in the β€˜glory’ (?) days of Towie. Creepeh.

Amy wants her harris hoofing for that carry on with bobs. Angry

Blondeshavemorefun · 18/05/2021 05:22

Gatsby thinks he’s it. He isn’t

Ella and Kelsey back to best friends

The funny part was art class

I went to say baby Georgia

How gracious of Chloe to start to forgive Bobby

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 18/05/2021 07:07

Mama may have β€˜forgiven’ Bobby but she hasn’t forgotten - I’m not right sure where the grace is in that...

I’m really disappointed in Ames. I thought she was sweet but she is as ruthless as the rest of them.

And as pumped up.

They look like the bags of wonky produce you can buy.

There was a time when the injectabubbles enhanced them. It is like expensive mutilation now. Sad

Gemma2019 · 18/05/2021 09:36

I can't watch this rubbish anymore!! (Obviously I will still watch it though as I have from the first episode and somehow can't stop myself).

I can't believe we are back to looking at that bloke's bare arse again! And we desperately need to get rid of Harry, Joey, Gatsby, Dani, Ella, Kelsey, at least two thirds of all the Chloes. The mums can all piss off too for making me feel old. The rest can stay temporarily if they become less annoying.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 18/05/2021 09:47

Because bare arses is wot the publics want innit?

Naw it isnae.

I’d prefer chocolate.

Popper56 · 19/05/2021 21:08

Bloody Nora Ames you have seriously gone down in my estimations, you were all 'I dont want to take sides' when the Bobby/Harry thing first started but now you take no shame in throwing him under the biggest bus you can find - utterly atrocious behaviour

If they were true adults and loved Bobby like they claim, they would all sit down and thrash this out with him present rather than bitching about him in their witches coven behind his back. They should know better given their shared histories and mental health issues. Truly abhorrent behaviour and they should be absolutely ashamed of themselves, its sickening to watch someone be so utterly bullied who, in retrospect has done absolutely nothing wrong, other than have an off-day with one of the sistas!!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/05/2021 21:42

It is shocking isn’t it popper

Everyone - everyone - has off days. Everyone has said something they’ve wished they hadn’t.

How many times does he have to apologise? Grovel? Lie at their feet? It will never be enough for them.

Like you say, given his history with his mental health, it is pure nasty treating him the way they are.

And what was said wasn’t even that bad. But for them they’ve been disrespected. So that’s that. They have spoken.

And Ames is becoming the company they keep.

Seriously ugly behaviour.

They’ve clearly squeezed their niceness and compassion out to make room for injectables and to pump up their inner core of arsehole.

Popper56 · 19/05/2021 21:51

sheldonesqueTheBstard exactly, it makes very uncomfortable viewing indeed
And MamaSims should know better, having a SEN daughter who has probably been at the receiving end of some choice behaviour from others she has behaved (IMHO) the worst of all!
They are trying to be stalwarts of women but are actually coming across as the epitome of what true women are trying to rise above!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/05/2021 22:06

It is not a pre-requisite to behave like out and out cahnts to be β€˜Powerful business women’ . Someone needs to tell them that.

I’ve been watching reruns and apart from the first few episodes, mama’s nasty streak has always been present. Her behaviour has been shameful.

Like you say, she should know better.

I hope it is scripted within an inch of their lives and I’m criticising a β€˜character’.

I’m not sure that is so.

Popper56 · 19/05/2021 22:16

sheldon no, me either and that is, as you say, utterly shameful

ElizabethTudor · 19/05/2021 22:39

Given the recent tragic suicides of reality stars / participants, and celebrities, and other MH issues raised due to online bullying / trolling; I’d be very surprised if any of this was scripted. That would be very negligent by the show.
I think they’re just so wrapped up in the narrative they’ve created around, what was (let’s face it), a very minor drunken incident, that they can’t actually see the bigger picture which is that they just look like utter bullying bitches.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 19/05/2021 23:13

One could only imagine that it (being an absolute horror) is lucrative.

Perhaps I am the fool for digging that lot aaaht for free.

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