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TOWIE S28 - starts Sunday 14th - 9/10pm and repeated lots in the week πŸ˜€

170 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/03/2021 23:09

Yah. It’s back. Was on tonight

But also repeated wed at 10/11 sat 4/5 and sun 6/7

Have recorded as was watching bloodlands and will see tomorrow

E1 the sims sisters have heart to heart with demi about new relationship

Dish’s targets a new world record

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ElizabethTudor · 22/04/2021 00:42

@SheldonesqueTheSecondComing
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Just like Denise does the intro, we need to wrap it up at the end!

ElizabethTudor · 22/04/2021 00:43
  • need you Obvs
SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 22/04/2021 00:54

I’m still waiting for my invitation to Court ma’am...Wink

Popper56 · 22/04/2021 20:15

I usually lurk whilst I'm watching the episodes but I had to comment as the Bobby/Harry situation is driving me nuts!

Apparently, the bit where Harry confesses is The Only Way is Marbs part 2 (season 13) - there's a clip on youtube of Harry saying sorry to Bobs although he doesn't confess anything, it's to his Mum when he gets back that he admits to the cheating.

I can't find anywhere where you can view that actual episode so if anyone's got a platform where you can watch old TOWIE episodes, then there's where you need to look.

And when you find it, share the shit out of it!!! I cannot stand a liar especially at the expense of gaslighting someone who thinks they are going mad

SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 22/04/2021 20:25

I’ve looked and haven’t been able to grab it. That said I’m a bit of a techy dunce.

I sure he bloody admitted it. Didn’t he gnash and wail?

Anyway. I’m all for being exceptionally grateful if someone is able to share it. It could be on reruns eventually but I want an end to this now. Grin

I suspect it is all for the draaaaaamaaaaa. And upcoming nuptials to purchase. Sleekit wee hooer.

ElizabethTudor · 22/04/2021 21:00

@SheldonesqueTheSecondComing

I’m still waiting for my invitation to Court ma’am...Wink
I’ll get Harry to deliver it! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 22/04/2021 21:05
Grin

My forelock is awaiting the tugging your Maj Wink

ElizabethTudor · 22/04/2021 21:28

Hope you don’t wear extensions (TOWIE style), I wouldn’t want you to tug your forelock off on my behalf.
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SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 22/04/2021 22:10

Jesus no.

My granny always told me that β€˜you cannae polish shite’.

Gussying me up towie style would be like hand sewing sequinned fringing round a sheet of toilet roll. Wink

ElizabethTudor · 22/04/2021 23:04

But at least you don’t have an angry foof on your face!! πŸ‘„πŸ‘„πŸ‘„πŸ‘„
Quite liking the sound of sequinned-fringed loo roll though πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

VodkaSlimline · 23/04/2021 13:49

Absolutely loving Bobby this series (and for the last couple of years actually). I know he's getting a bit long in the tooth for TOWIE but I hope they keep him forever! The scene with Harry was brilliant - "you've pissed on the olive branch" Grin

SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 23/04/2021 15:42

I’ve always been a bit up and down about bobbybobbobs. This series especially I’ve been right on his side.

I don’t know why the chuff this cheaty thing has been hauled back up for and I don’t know why either of them actually care.

My big sympathy is for bobs and for the husband to be.

Both seem to have been made tits of by Haz.

I don’t think Haz protested his innocence. If someone was accusing me of something I hadn’t done, I’d be incandescent. I have been.

The protestations seem too mealy mouthed.

RevolvingPivot · 27/04/2021 13:11

Those 3 sisters have such a strange relationships. It's as though they think they don't need partners because they have each other. They can have both.

Blondeshavemorefun · 27/04/2021 19:15

But all have ducks arse lips

Who is the queen of essex

Saph reminds me of Gemma

Old / no need for all the drama

The two boys buying together prob isn’t wise

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RevolvingPivot · 28/04/2021 11:44

@Blondeshavemorefun

But all have ducks arse lips

Who is the queen of essex

Saph reminds me of Gemma

Old / no need for all the drama

The two boys buying together prob isn’t wise

All the "stories" are crap. Maybe I'm getting too old lol
Blondeshavemorefun · 28/04/2021 14:57

Possibly we are too old now

That’s why I stopped Chelsea. Found boring

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vjg13 · 28/04/2021 17:38

I'm definitely too old but finding Made in Chelsea a work of genius by comparison!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/04/2021 19:19

Teeth - check.
Fooffacelips - check.
Botox - check.
Titsoot - check.
Drama queens - check.
Melts - check.
Chins - check.
Disappearing eyes - check.
Orange blusher - check.
Fauxmance - check.
Breakups - check.
Wounded male pride - check.
Business plug - check.
Gritted teeth resolution - check.
Cuban heels - check.
Inappropriate licking - check.
Getting a bit hirate - check.
No fucks given - check.
Cyndi Lauper song name checks - check.
Only enough costumes for six people - check.

Mind numbing pish? What on earth do you think?

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BUT STAFF? - genius 🀣

user1471543094 · 29/04/2021 15:22

@vjg13

I'm definitely too old but finding Made in Chelsea a work of genius by comparison!
Couldn't agree more. TOWIE is just dire these days.
RevolvingPivot · 01/05/2021 07:38

I've not seen MIC for a couple of years. At least in TOWIE most of them work and know how daily life works.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/05/2021 12:53

Gutsby bro-ing everyone and everything. Two can play that game.

Congratulations to the broducers though. They must have been able to tick about 30 diversity boxes with Joey. Just seems a bit contrived.

Rem. Yes he went well over the score. The young guns soothing his battered ego and yabbing on about mixed signals. Broper self pitying.

But the grimchintwins were bastard snidey as well. No one is coming out of it smelling pretty.

But that’s what you get for going out with someone old enough to be yer mam son.

Ole Cheesy Diags spouting off on the Broller Coaster. Dull.

Gutsby is going to bugger his friendship with lickypete by bigging up Broman.

Poor Brobby. The wrath of the sistas. But in the words of the coven, rip the plaster off mate. You don’t need their warped world of respect and double standards.

They were popping at you for crying. The three feckin weepy sistas. Pots. The lot of them. Away and sook on your Brotox ladies. After you’ve set up your sloppies.

Laughable really. Girl code. Sloppies don’t count if it genetically linked then? At least silicone probably tastes the same.

I think Lickypete would be Cuban deep in Ell if he got half the chance. And she’d be more than accommbrodating.

NicHole calling him a shrivelled up old man though? Broutal. πŸ˜†

I used to think Any was sweet but I’ve gone right off her. Too much time with the sisters.

Dani is fitting right in with this crowd. Shit stirring like a good un. And saying ChloeM would have a bit of Broman? Norty.

You are what you eat Ella? Are nippy shits a delicacy in your gaff El?

NicHole and her upward inflections? And drawling? My heart broper sinks when her chin blocks out the sun.

Mama didn’t give Bobs a chance before having a pop. He’s trying to say sorry and they’re yapsing on about liberties.

Take you, your supposedly more natural looking coupon, your flapping flared lips and your tattooed fairy off to the fsof. And stop channelling the bloke from the Buggles.

RevolvingPivot · 04/05/2021 12:43

I know I'm sounding like a broken record but I'm just catching up.

I really can't stand watching the sims sisters now. Especially the youngest two. Their voices are so winey. They've even got their Nan on every episode now.

ElizabethTudor · 04/05/2021 12:54

I quite agree.
They think they’re Queen Bees don’t they. It’s irritating to watch.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/05/2021 13:37

Me too.
They ain’t.
Couldn’t agree more.

ElizabethTudor · 04/05/2021 14:14

Most definitely not. Frankie couldn’t be more insipid if she tried.
All that Demi β€œI’m devasted” whoo hah. C’mon girl, get a grip. I’ve got cheeses in my fridge that are older than that relationship.

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