5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

@Geepee71

Oh gawd, are we going to feel sorry for Insta? Will give Daaaaaan the out he wants though.

Never has "you reap what you sow" been such a perfect statement than for Insta if Daaaaaaaaaaaan the such a good faaaaaaaaaaather drops her like a hot spud.

Nope, not gonna feel sorry for the trouty-mouthed trollop at all. Dan is at least showing signs of humanity and emotional awareness - most likely why he’s not let her anywhere near his son yet...

This break is sooo long!

I don't understand why Tamara and Jess are good friends now. Guess it explains why Tamara went up to Jess and Marfa when Cyrell was doing the 'michael has no balls' thing.

Very true LittleRed!

Jess looked rough and gormless at the vowel renewal.

I've been Googling Jess's brother for wank fodder research purposes and found this picture.

Maybe I'm just from a repressed Yorkshire family but is it just me who gets the ick at the thought of being half naked at a party with your brother, making a human sandwich with him?

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Ooh did anyone see the advert for the U.K. version? Who's taking part then?

I mean I would but I can't see the ixperts saying "Now here is James, she's a late 30's divorcee with 2 kids and a bad attitude. Her hobbies include sitting on the sofa getting fat, regretting life and doing Wasgij puzzles. She's not looking for a man at all because they're mostly cahnts. I've got the man just for her. He's called Mick, and he's Australian! Mick is actually familiar with the show..."

Let's face it, UK version you're likely to get someone who wears socks in bed while eating kfc...

See those pennies dropping in Daaaan's eyes....kaboom!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Ooh did anyone see the advert for the U.K. version? Who's taking part then?

I mean I would but I can't see the ixperts saying "Now here is James, she's a late 30's divorcee with 2 kids and a bad attitude. Her hobbies include sitting on the sofa getting fat, regretting life and doing Wasgij puzzles. She's not looking for a man at all because they're mostly cahnts. I've got the man just for her. He's called Mick, and he's Australian! Mick is actually familiar with the show..."

A great insight into the workings of your brain @JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Let's face it, UK version you're likely to get someone who wears socks in bed while eating kfc...

Have you been spying on me?

www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7394587/amp/Married-Sights-Tamara-Joy-reveals-bizarre-proposition-shes-received-Bali-holiday.html

Oh YES CYRELL!!!

Oh you spineless twat Nic

Who's the bloke jumping up and down reacting behind Lizzie?? It's killing me!!

Dan always mentions Mick when saying how bad he feels about the situation, with Tamara as an afterthought

Ah and that’s why we love Cyrel!

I love how much Mick and Tam are lapping this up

Comeuppance cometh!

There isn’t going not be time to see all the couples...noooo! 😩

Notice they never once showed us Maaaarfa during that?

Oh ffs cam n drools

Yes I think it would have been good to hear from Marf as to why she didn't feel it worth telling Jess to back off...of either of the guys...

I'm annoyed Maaaaarfa is getting off without her awful behaviour being highlighted