5th thread MAFS AUS - Dryyyyyyy cleaaaaaaning and red whine on the house and on a frock

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will that do?

Time to peel off the comedy lashes and put this thread to bed.

I'm a bit sad Heidi and Mike didn't work out.

But I noticed during his chauvinistic little rant just then...no different from what he did at many dinner parties, and Heidi always looked utterly, utterly miserable when he started on. But tonight she looked like she couldn't care less what he was saying. A small change but for those of us who've followed (and over analysed) their relationship, that's a big improvement for Heidi.

@happinessischocolate

How have Lizzie and Ines fallen for Sam and been hurt by him so much, they barely knew the guy or spent any time with him. I'm not defending his actions, I just don't understand either of them being this hurt.

Lizzie didn't fall for him. She's just hurt by the way he acted. You could tell from her face when they showed Sam and Ines kissing. She laughed!

Hopefully Heidi has seen enough to know Mike is the problem and not her!

Ooh here we go

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

I'm a bit sad Heidi and Mike didn't work out.

But I noticed during his chauvinistic little rant just then...no different from what he did at many dinner parties, and Heidi always looked utterly, utterly miserable when he started on. But tonight she looked like she couldn't care less what he was saying. A small change but for those of us who've followed (and over analysed) their relationship, that's a big improvement for Heidi.

I noticed that too! I was sad for Heidi and Mike too, then Mike stood up for Sam and my sympathy evaporated! '100,000 women would want you' 'you've been nothing but a gentleman' 'your mum would be proud' 🤮🤮

He’s just such a good faaaather!
Have you met his son?
No.

Lol!
"He's just such a good faaaaaather"
"Have you met his son?"
"No"

Fucking idiot

SUCH a goood father!!!! But not actually met the kid to have witnessed it. Silly girl.

Insta is full of shit!

Tam's eyes nearly fell out of her head they rolled so hard

Mick has the measure of them.

I reet fancy Mick. I'm not gonna lie I'd climb him like tree.

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Ooh here we go

You here like me acting like you've not seen it

Cringe!

@HmmmmmmInteresting I'm honestly as excited as the first time i saw it 😂 because I can't wait to hear what everyone here has to say mainly

I’ve already seen this once and it’s still making my heart race!

[quote JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows]@HmmmmmmInteresting I'm honestly as excited as the first time i saw it 😂 because I can't wait to hear what everyone here has to say mainly [/quote]
Same here!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

Mick has the measure of them.

I reet fancy Mick. I'm not gonna lie I'd climb him like tree.

He's dating someone....she looks noice....but she's not ME! Does he have something spilt down his shirt? He needs me to look after him...

I remember now...Dan’s teeth steal the show!!

Dan reminds me a bit of a ventriloquist dummy

Jess is rank. "I don't really regret anything because at the end of the day I'm happy"

She's still smirking!

I do believe Dan is remorseful mind

Oh gawd, are we going to feel sorry for Insta? Will give Daaaaaan the out he wants though.

Ooh did anyone see the advert for the U.K. version? Who's taking part then?

I mean I would but I can't see the ixperts saying "Now here is James, she's a late 30's divorcee with 2 kids and a bad attitude. Her hobbies include sitting on the sofa getting fat, regretting life and doing Wasgij puzzles. She's not looking for a man at all because they're mostly cahnts. I've got the man just for her. He's called Mick, and he's Australian! Mick is actually familiar with the show..."