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Gail has too much hair and not enough face.

If Ray and Carla ever have a prolonged conversation with each other the sound will crack through concrete.

Debbie and Ray needn't worry about the beardy gangster - call for Eileen, she sorted him out in minutes a few weeks ago! "Inside - NOW!"

Come on Ty keep it in your trousers. We need one faithful man on the street ...apart from Roy

Get that sodding sink hole filled in and have done for fuck's sake.

That sinkhole's getting more storylines that Rita and Ken.

If Gail has a debt free house surely she can get a mortgage against the rest and pay for the hole? Then David can pay rent till it’s paid back? Maybe we have a oh no Lilly’s fallen down the sink hole epic Easter week story lol

Gail wouldn't get buildings insurance thus no mortgage I don't think with that sinkhole.

How quickly did they complete on that house... Or was Gail a cash buyer 🤔

Ted gave her money, I assume he did an electronic transaction on his death bed. I hope his partner doesn't contest the will. I have no idea or interest in the Debbie thing.
I'd like to see Aiden again though.
Midsomer murders is great for celebrity spotting, c list ones.

So Corrie basically stole the ‘drink the fat’ story from Friends and swapped fat for dog food?

I really hope we’re not heading for a Tyrone and Alina affair, but I can’t see where else it’s going

Not sure who all these 'disappointed fans' are

No spoilers!! Have reported

Is that a spoiler?

Sorry 😞

If it’s not happened on screen it’s a spoiler. People coming and going is a spoiler.

Only if an actor is 8m pregnant in real life and goes to “visit their mum” do we know they are on maternity leave and not likely to be back for some time yet.

Did I mishear or did Gail say something about being in a huge house on her own? Huge? Huge? On what planet is that huge?

When you are used to sharing it with 17 people it must feel big on your own! Don’t waste it David make a future. I’m sure he could put into the factory with other two and then still carry on cutting hair.

The Jonny story line is Boring, we don’t need to be MS experts. May watch next few on catch up so can fast forward Jenny wailing. Best £3.99 a month on ITV!

Ray!

His voice is the worst I have heard on that soap. It grates on me like no other.

Yes Ray's Mancunian accent is truly dire although at least he's trying, unlike Aggie who has just adopted a generic 'oop t'North' accent.
I really wanted that solicitor bloke to pull a gun on Ray and then dump his body in the canal.

Normally, when someone buys a house at auction, they exchange contracts and pay the deposit straight away and then complete 28 days later. So how did Gail get the keys?

So how did Gail get the keys?

In a Lucky Bag from the Kabin? Between the Lozenges of Suspended Disbelief and the Manx Knobs.

I think she said she got the keys from Debbie.