Anyone watching Nigella rustling up stuff 'the Express Way'?

[PestoPumpkinMonster]

The breakfast she's starting with doesn't look exactly speeedy to me

Oh lovely. A bowl of vomit.

he he

"California meets Tuscany"

WTF is she on??

There's nothing like a nice simple breakfast in the morning, is there...?

I count myself lucky if I get to drink a whole cup of tea!!

Tinned chickpeas drizzled with oil, bashed up with a masher, spread on toast.

Do we really need a recipe for that??

PMSL at this. God it is so naff.

she
needs
a
slap

I do fancy the croissants though

her life is VERY different to mine.

LOL at what my colleagues would have done if I had brought h/m breakfast in to a meeting.

PMSL @ no time to make coffee - while she fannies about making a smoothie FGS!!!

I need to switch over before my head explodes!! It's car crash telly though, isn't it?!

Fake bus stop alert!!

the whole thing is plastic fantastic

Lets all have a "Frittata Party" shall we??

no, I've been at that bus stop, honestly - a thousand times!! Its on Wandsworth Bridge Road . Deffo fake 'rushing to work though'!

No love. It's not saturday morning. It's probably 10pm on a wednesday night!!

hahahha i have to keep rewinding.

Will it be nice ham??

Does that mean I should only use juice 'out of a carton' at weekends then?

nice ham

she obviously doesn't do her own washing up

would you really want to drink something called pussyfoot for breakfast?

And she appears to be totally glam in bed first thing - like me obviously!

she has the same bowls as me