Anyone watching Nigella rustling up stuff 'the Express Way'?

[PestoPumpkinMonster]

The breakfast she's starting with doesn't look exactly speeedy to me

I have to say, it would be more likely to have a tub of hummous in the fridge than a tin of chick peas in the cupboard.

But then, I am not A Domestic Goddess.

do you think she really eats noodles on the bus, like in last week's show? that was sooooo cringe-making

No, Nigella, the simplest breakfast to make for children, is Cheerios.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry, just needed that.
She makes me furious and so sad at the same time. TOTALLY car crash TV. She's on the verge isn't she?

I know for a fact that you can buy that blue stuff already made.

"all kids like this" Yeah, they will when they're being paid to be fake friends

I need a lie down.

she never used to be this bad did she? I used to be able to watch her, I think

I like her cups.

Not keen on her jugs though.........

ladely WHAT?????

ladley-ladley-ladley-ho

O

M

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She has finally lost it.

bring back Delia, all is forgiven...

stodge-tastic!!

rude girls eating open mouthed - southerners obviously

None of those kids can eat with their mouth shut!! Yuk!!

Thank god in heaven - it's finished!!

Oh sh*t I've knocked over my plate of chickpea hummous all over the keyb';wepd
Someone get this woman a decent shrink PLEASE

No, she's still stuffing her face

Greedy bitch!!

that blueberry gunk looks lush what is it?

Oh god I used to like her but she's got soooooo smug. She's a charicature of herself!

she' slike a mad fanny isn't she.

She was bonkeroony too.

Oh my lord. I used to like her but she's positively frightening now. Manic.

shudder

Did she really have a special 'pancake' plate?

DH was wondering wouldn't it have been quicker to pop down to the local Tesco Express for the chocolate croissants?

Maybe that's why my wotk pc has completely died-it must be filled with chopped tomato pr crushe chick pease or whatever other crap she pretends (or has the time)to put on her toast in the moring.

WHat's wrong with marimit,bovril,jam,marmalade,peanut butter or even bloomin' nutella??????????????

breezes in< I make pancake's every Sunday with warm maple syrup, might bung in a punnet of blueberries next time and make it blueberry syrup >breezes out again