TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

The whole lot of that coven are rotten. The hatred and trouble that swirl round them is all a bit hubblebubble.

But I think she is a special brand of rotten. The way she treated Ferne, Amber and Megz was pure shocking.

And now all this. So she never had room to judge.

And of course it was all about him (Dan) ‘sticking it on her’. Nowt to do with revenge fecks and shagging to hurt. Nope. All his fault.

Never their fault at all.

Tis the behaviour of cahnts.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

[quote MissMarplesHandbag]@Blondeshavemorefun - is that on ITVBe too?
Thanks for the heads up.[/quote]
Yes and +1

[Brieminewine]

Wonder if we’ll get to meet Diags new missis seen as she keeps getting mentioned?

Nicole behaves like a petulant child! She was the same first time around and on ex on the beach. Embarrassing. She used to go out with Yazs brother if I remember correctly.

Feel sorry for LCB, I like that Amy has taken her under her wing.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Oh I think we will see Diags’s squeezy cheese.

One wonders how he is always punching.

Nothing to do with getting a foothold on the telly box programme I’m sure...

And bless, looks like she frequents the same dressmaker as wee Fran.

He fairly goes for them who like those bad boys swinging.

[Brieminewine]

‘Goes to insta stalk diags new lass’ 😂😂

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Gf is Sophie. Here’s they are. Looking happy

[Bloatedandconfused]

Errrrrr @Blondeshavemorefun that's Fran.
Get in the naughty corner

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

The photo they’ve put out as a lurked up couple looks like they are in an enclosed space (toilet?) and she Has had the good sense to hide her face with the phone. Either that or she is feeling the shame.

Thems not the new Dod and Tam though.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Lurved. Not lurked. Obvs.

[BillieEilish]

Sheldon please hurry up and watch MIC, you are needed on the thread.

Thanks.

[Ingridla]

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque And aye. JAA comes across like a nasty bully.
Who is JAA?!

I can't even look at Senior Sims anymore, her lips make her face look liked a diseased baboons arse. It's not the fake look anymore it's now just foul.

[Ingridla]

I can't get on board with the Amber hate, what's she ever done wrong? I like her.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

ingridia

James Arg Argent which is what he calls himself/introduces himself sometime as I believe.

We could both be described as JAAbaa I feel!

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Sorry billie love. I’ve been so late to the mic party that all I have to drink is some flat cola and a curled up sandwich. And that will be hard won after picking my way through floppy bodies in various stages of undress/pickledness and scowling at fag butts in the grass and plant pots.

Am hoping for a little catch up tomorrow aft. I do shift weekends twice a month and am on nightshifts this weekend. Lucky ole moi.

If you want to see a whole face like A baboon’s arse (not just lips) then that will be me this weekend.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Me too Ingridia

I think that lass is getting a right rough trot. She is as inoffensive as custard when compared to Them sistas.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Ingridla

I’ve been doing your name aaaall wrong. I’m super sorry.

Love,

stillsometwatsheldonesque xx

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoops. Try this one

[Blondeshavemorefun]

@Bloatedandconfused

Errrrrr *@Blondeshavemorefun* that's Fran.
Get in the naughty corner

3 stone lighter lol

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Classy.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Will we see mark young Amy arg Lauren in tonight’s 10yrs towie

[Bloatedandconfused]

Whatever do you mean @stillsomewhatsheldonesque? I often lean up against the back door wearing a couple of teabags strategically placed across my nips and an empty (obviously) doritos bag to hide my nether regions. I look the picture of elegance. Unfortunately, the neighbours don't think so. Fascists

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

I know why your neighbours have taken umbrage.

No mention of a mask.

Tsk tsk.

No point in going all out in your attire if you haven’t sellotaped a chocolate hobnob packet to your face.

And what about your waist necklace hmm? And your anklet?

Honestly.

xx

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

If I wore that swimmer (in cheesy squeeze’s size) I would look like I’d tried to floss my chebs.

[Onlyonewayout]

I love Towie but I spend most of the episodes going what the fuck have they all done to their faces. Even the younger girls.

I’m not a massive Amber fan as she’s been pretty nasty in the past. Nicole seems to act like an immature little baby. Chloe S is a real ugly crier and who let Fran go on in that dress. Fair enough she’s gained weight but Christ get her something that fits. She seemed quite sweet and they always made her out to be a bit aggy on the show. As always love Pete and want to heal his broken and damaged soul.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Who saw the townie specials last night 10yrs