TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

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Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

[Bloatedandconfused]

I'm just watching the first series on itvbe at the moment and I'm stunned at how abusive the men are on it. I swear Mark Wright just said he'd drag Lauren out by her hair if she attended a speed dating event. And Kirk Norcross has always come across like a spoilt brat but the way he speaks to Amy - disgusting. His trainer even said, the nicer you are to them (women) the worse they are! I'm also a little bit confused at their ages. Lucy Mecklenberg is apparently 29. Yet 10 years ago, when Lauren asks her how she got in to an event she claims to be 21. Well I'm no maths whiz but would that not make her 31 now??

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Mark doesn’t show his self well

Lauren was actually quite pretty and slim

Shame she had so much work done

Amy sounds more essex now then she did 10yrs ago

Can’t beleive I’ve been watching for 10yrs x

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Obv lied about her age to get in

As had to be 21

She obv wasnt asked for id

As she was 19 and 29 now

Hence Lauren’s comment

So none of them are still together with their men from 10yrs ago

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Chloe 10yrs ago

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Blondes talks to self

And mark was an arse. Everyone was at that pool party - mum Nan ex’s

So why wouldn’t he want Lauren to be there

He deserves the push in the pool

Wonder if he or wifey michelle cringe watching this

Saying how much mark loves her

Etx

[Brieminewine]

I’m just watching the 10yr thing, I bet Mark is absolutely fuming this is on after all the years of damage control he’s done!

[ballsdeep]

Chloe Sims should be a pin up of when surgery is too much. Her cheeks are so bloated you can hardly see her eyes!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yes it’s 10yrs of mark and Lauren

He was horrible to her tho

[Brieminewine]

He was an absolute prick and ought to be ashamed of how he went on. I’d forgot that Lauren was actually pretty back then, he well and truly ruined her life didn’t he!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yes he did

I had forgotten about sam in the cab

So
Mark went Lauren Amy sam Lauren Amy sam

All in that year

Arg was skinny. But so was Gemma. Their tango was funny. If you split from lydia I’m there

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Oh I think that lowmark will look back on that and feel his meat and two shrivel back into his belly. All Those years of rewriting and reinventing gone in an hour!

He was a rotten horror to Lauren. Likewise with JAA. That wasn’t banter. Pushing him into the water was the action of a bully. When Lauren did it back to him it was just desserts.

The Wrong family never did show themselves in a rosy light. I get that they had their reservations about Lauren but they were all snidey bastards. No wonder she was a wee bit highly strung and on edge.

Lauren might wonder what might have been but love, you had a lucky escape. I’m sorry that it seemed to wreck your self esteem so much. But will all their non surgicals, tucks, bumps and tweaks, they are not a beautiful family. Not on the inside.

Wifey has also changed her beautiful self to the point of being unrecognisable. You would wonder why...

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Sad really. What people do for plastic surgery

Is anyone in towie - well female NOT had anything done

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Last nights was good

Funny seeing old stories

Least fran looked better

Shame she did her big reveal abs welcome back in that white dress last week

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And Chloe is still bleating on about her love of pete

They haven’t seen each other for a week abs now now he’s going away for a week

Thats 2w of not seeing each other - well one as they did meet for a drink 😂

She’s a little needy

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

A little needy.

And a little bit of a tweak here and there.

I’ve been reading the wrong dictionary.

[Brieminewine]

I think it’s just going to go really sour really quick with Chloe and Pete, you can’t stay friends with someone your in love with as she clearly is!

I agree enjoyed last nights ep, you forget half the drama that happened. Thought Demi looked really pretty on yesterday’s too, must have changed her MUA suited her loads better

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@stillsomewhatsheldonesque

A little needy.

And a little bit of a tweak here and there.

I’ve been reading the wrong dictionary.

Obviously @stillsomewhatsheldonesque 😂😂😂

Denis lips looked extra large

Had also forgotten Chloe was a bunny

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Had also forgotten Chloe was a bunny boiler

But it was fairly fitting as she only had some new teef back then. It was like only the front teeth were done. The wide load full beam grin came later on I think.

The bunny story faded into obscurity with that Ell for leather beach scene.

Oh the humanity....

I’m tired of night shifts. I’ve a lot of catching up to do telly wise and still haven’t seen MIC. Grr. With really angry forehead lines and everything.

Demi still looks to me as though she should be warbling ‘do you believe in life after love’ (vocoder thing switched to high) or be draped in pleather, sat astride a big old cannon yodelling about turning back time or some such.

So young to have started t’interfering with her coupon and kisser.

I think it is a bit on the Pringle edge with t’injectabubbles. You can’t stop once you...

[Blondeshavemorefun]

More drama with Kelsey and Chloe

After watching and remembering 10yrs ago the squabbling seems more catty now and more often

[Sweetpea84]

I can’t stand that caliea (can’t spell her name) such a shit stirrer

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Quite a boring episode

[Bloatedandconfused]

I'm starting to think they should start calling this show The Only Way Is Diagz. Hes getting a lot of airtime this series and I reckon we're being primed for a showdown between Fran and the new girlfriend.
Well I've just read that Harry and Frankie have split. I bloody knew it. I bet La Brockett is sat in a swivelly chair and stroking a white fluffy cat whilst laughing maniacally . That would be the best moment in TOWIE history if she did that. I can only dream.

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I’ve got so much catch up viewing to do.

Crying at the image of LCB you have painted

Not particularly relishing the thought of the bulging tit-off of the cheesy squeezes.

I will be back anon.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Watched the Sunday spesh.

It used to be the only way is Essex.

Now it seems that the only way is Pete Burns. (May he rest in peace)

Quote of it all?

‘I alway want to look forward and never backwards’

I wonder if that is because your skin is now so tight you can’t move your neck.

And as for Nichole saying Amber has a shit personality. Fecking great big pot calling the Itsy bitsy kettle.

You and yer big chinned twin are surplus to requirements. As ole kirky boy would say - you are merely extras.

And Diags in slacks. Mmmmmm.

Off to watch Wednesday...

[Bloatedandconfused]

I wonder if that is because your skin is now so tight you can't move your neck

Nah her skin has been pulled that tight her eyes are on opposite sides of her head 🤣
Imagine being told you have no personality by Amber Turner. That's a real kick in the ultraviolet veneers.