TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

Lol at bald vag and ultra violet pegs

Moving in but no key ?

Oh she got a key. Just seen end

The lip are getting bigger

@Blondeshavemorefun - I noticed that.
It’s bonkers.
Chloe S is going to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein the way she’s going.
Demi was (is) very attractive. She doesn’t need stupidly over-inflated lips. No-one does.

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She is almost spinning right round baby right round...

Mama has already gone Wildenstein. Every time she chews it must crush her eyes.

Sadly Poundies Cher has gone rogue with the non surgicals too.

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque

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She is almost spinning right round baby right round...

😂😂

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque - who is poundies Cher?!

The littlest sister

I’m torn between latest Cher and Pete (rest his soul)

Like a record baby....

In the old days the sisters were pretty

Now lok awful

Tho lockie teeth are even whiter then before

God yes, I totally agree they were pretty before the fillers and plumping - absolutely no need. Same goes for Georgia. Her cheek fillers are getting daft.
And Harry - it’s not just the women. Wtf has he done to his face.
Just lay off it!

Georgia was really bonny.

She now has a gob like Fanny Cradock.

I’ve a few episodes to watch yet. I’ll be on fillerwatch.

Yeah the cheek and lip fillers this year are insane.

I realised that I am finally used to Georgia and Bobby's new noses/faces. Last series I couldn't even look at either of them without thinking WTF have you done to yourself, but I'm finally over it.

Not really enjoying Amy being back with her awful acting again.

Ditto @Gemma2019

Used to bobbys weird chiseled face

Think that was last episode of series ?

bobbybobbob’s seems to be doing his contouring with facial hair.

Which is novel. But probably saves him a bloody fortune in max factor.

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque he had a beard transplant a while back and took all the hair from the back of his neck. Nine grand! And it looked really painful. Plus the nose job, Botox and fillers.

Admittedly he looks quite good at the moment especially now beefed up a bit but I wonder how all this stuff will look when they are older.

I haven’t a clue why he felt the need for a transplant. He should have just got Ames to fajazzle him.

As for the rest of the work? Such a shame. Bobby was a bonny lad.

His body looks astounding with the working out and everything.

Nice arse shame about ....

Everytime I see Demi I think of Muppet Janice.

Really can’t stand Saffron, defo trying to be the GC in her velour tracksuit starting arguments with the young uns

Must be a 241 deal on the filler atm in Essex and some rouge bloody therapists 😂😂

I'm sorry but Demi's lips look like a baboon's arse in mating season. WHY? Why does anyone think that's a good look?

A four episode catch up time.

Starting with Halloween.

The usual try hard atmospheric pish. And Cuban Pete looking a bit scared. Nowt scarier than that coven. Well apart from their faces in 10 years time.

And they played dead or alive. Fitting.

Yaz bemoaning the fact that friendships shouldn’t be hard work. I have a sneaky that Yaz is the hard work. And Blockie sticking his oat in. And Fanny and Johnny Cradock.

And that chinny bint chipping in. Shut it.

Amber is well out of that nippy clique.

Love and peace sistas? My inner Jim Royle has burst out with a colossal ‘my arse’

Your sistas have sprinted past that line. You are nearing it F. Stop. Stop now.

And as for nippymissy allegedly doing the dirty on Tom? I didn’t buy the denial. I’m not liking the possessiveness either though. But on this occasion, I’m guessing there is a plenty big fire and twice as much smoke.

And though LCB shouldn’t be stirring, I don’t blame her in this instance.

And Saff, just be yourself love. The GC persona does not want or need to be copied. It is not big and it is not clever.

And Bobbybobbobs is already out of the relationship.

Hate theme weeks.

Time they stopped. But they probably can’t tell that it is time if they are looking at the ebay Rolex.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say Fanny was pregnant. But I know nowt.

One down. Three to go...

Ah. The clochella thing was for ChloeM. Ignore my comment above.
Chlomydia was clearly for mama.

Yaz making herself all victim. Dfod.

See the Amber bullies were back in full force. Again. But crack on and bang your head into a wall lady. It’ll make no difference to your ugly bitter coupon. And Fanny trying to rope Amy into it.

Gutsby is tone deaf. More so than me which is impressive.

Saff. Stop Channelling GC.

Harry, run mate. Don’t look back. You haven’t acted well but you are still best off out.

Jesus. The dull is all enveloping.

@BeijingBikini baboons arse that's a good one😂

Diags a stud. Nope. You selling. I ain’t buying.

Chinny has gone down the Yaz no drama route. Chinny2 says LCB doesn’t exist. Both opinions irrelevant. Both girls are, well, irrelevant.

Bobbybobbobs should put him out of his misery. It is cruel having someone hang on when you are away.

Tired of the break up pish. Although isn’t it handy that they can all drink from wide cocktail glasses. They’d never get their balloony lips into a normal one.

And lo. Not content with bitching and bullying about Amber, they are digging at LCB as well. F’sake. Bunch of grizzled cahnts.

Loved the perky pear ad. WTF do you do when you have pendulous pumpkins?

Pipe down Jim Royle. I’m sure Chinny didn’t say that she wasn’t one for holding on to grudges ...

Why has Demi gone zebra with the brows? won’t mention the matching veneers

Ella is looking more and more like Bette in whatever happened to baby Jane...

And Peteypetit being all sensitive because Amber has had a few things to say. Cos you said feckall about her eh?

Oh LCB. What are you doing...

I do want to wash her face though. LCB you look as though you’ve been big snorkelling. Through black treacle.

The 1920s sepia pish? Do me a favour. But age appropriate for mama if you scraped out the injectables.

Bobbybobbobs has done it then. Like someone else said, I smell something else on the horizon. Not just the cold sore.

Ames and Saffron properly shitstirring. FFS. LCB didn’t do herself any favours but that lot aren’t going to be happy until LCB and Amber are literally in Coventry.

Wtaf has it got to do with poundies Gc? Doing a cracking job of your channelling there hun. Arg will be up yer flue sooner or later at this rate.

I still think I’m right about George.

I’m glad Dan is doing right by Amber.

Why is Tom blaming LCB? Always blame the girl eh?

Cross. And even more cross because I’ve lost my nip. I can’t out bastard this lot.
What a waste of an afternoon.