TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

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Kelsies teeth are glowing

Fran has got Fat. Sorry. And that dress !!! Think I did see her nipples

Why drag her back in

I wasn't brave enough to say it but you're right about Fran I was shocked when I seen her.

I rarely fat shame. I’m a cuddly lady myself

But she looked awful in that dress :(

Why didn’t her friends tell her. White dress isn’t often flattering unless very skinny but the cut and style was horrendous

Yeah the dress really didn't do her any favours. A one that she wasn't hanging out of would of done wonders for her. I think in general she just has quite a round face which makes her look bigger than she actually is.

They were together in the beginning

Then few series in she vanished as they split

Agree about Fran's dress, really awful. Chloe Simms didn't seem to produce actual tears during the ugly crying session!

I read somewhere that Fran quit because she didnt like how she was coming across on the show. She always seemed to be involved in "agg", (get me ), and came off as quite aggressive.
I noticed Chloe didn't shed a tear aswell. Her tear ducts are probably blocked due to the fillers. I don't know why she does it to herself.
I see Olivia Attwood has got her own show. That's probably gonna go the same way as Peter Andre and Katie Price. I only watched a few episodes of it as I'm indifferent to Katie but I couldn't believe how rude she was to Peter.

I quite liked Fran when she was in last time.
But good grief the change. I hope she's ok.
I wonder who Diags new girlfriend is?

I really don't like Dan & Amber. So fake.

Chloe is so annoying with all her 'disrespect' talk - get over yourself!! I actually like her but she seems like hard work as a 'friend'.

Liv comes across awful on TOWIE but i like her on insta. I wish she was a bit nicer on the show - it wasn't doing her any favours getting involved in those silly rows.

I've been watching the early series of TOWIE and they are soooo much better.

Yes Chloe is pretty self righteous!

What exactly is Chloe's problem with Pete? Is she in love with him do you think?

The whole Chloe Pete saga is so boring. She acts as if he shot her cat or something!

Someone needs to take her aside before she ends up like that cat woman, bride of Wildenstein or something who was addicted to plastic surgery. Does Chloe not watch herself back on tv, she looks awful, and the fake crying with a face that can’t move is not a good look. Her sisters are going to end up the same.

Fran must be hard up for money, to appear looking like that, sorry but she has put so much weight on pm that dress looked three sizes too small, at least.

PS does anyone else believe the supposed ‘three stone’ weight loss by Gemma Collins? 🤔🤨 She looks exactly the same to me.

Chloe seems so high maintenance, she seems to be upset with Pete because he doesn't message her constantly. Must be something else going on.

At least the GC dresses well for her size unlike Fran

I don't message my best friend constantly. I know some people do though. I think there's more to it.

Fran has only been seen on Towie wearing one unfortunate dress!

I think Gemma has lots weight. Does look thinner

James argent has def gained more - shame as he looked good afte rehab

But he’s a horrible bully ans pot kettle black

Fran could have wowed but shouldn’t have been in that dress

Wonder if they ever watch abs think omg I looke awful in the clothes /arguing etx

I’m a bit late to the game. I had a flounce but have unflounced myself because I need to pass judgement comment.

I’m just wondering how romantic mama sims and petit Pete got.

I’ve noticed a distinct problem drinking and an awkwardness using a straw. What do she do romantically? Wipe her lips on him?

I’m a born again spinster and it is a long time sadly since I’ve been kissed. I do remember my lips moving. And not looking like a cushion that a colleague had when afflicted with piles.

I felt for Fran. She needs a decent mate in her life. They should have had a word.

And has for cheesydiags acting all superior? You were punching with her mate. Knob.

Feel like Harry of the lego hair is not being overly honest and Frankie will be fuming when she realises that little ChloeB is telling the truth.

The new ones grip my kidneys if I’m honest but we are where we are.

Glad to see the bag of Olive. I fear this programme did not show her at her best self.

Gutsby needs to take his teef back to LA. He looks as though he’d feel like olive oil.

Nice to see Bobs happy. His cheeks remind me that I need to shave my legs.

And aye. JAA comes across like a nasty bully.

That’s another one that was punching. Always will be punching.

A deeply unpleasant man that outpots any kettle.

Her tear ducts are probably blocked due to the fillers

And it has done a bloody good job of making her eyes disappear as well.

I don’t doubt that this look is probably preferable to the likes of my face (for them and the insta generation) but I also wouldn't want to look like a melted candle.

Give me the beautiful twinkling eyes, kind faces and genuine smiles that you see on the Repair Shop any day.

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque his cheeks 🤣 I did wonder why he is keeping this beard, thought it was just me...

Agree re the girls faces, I am in my late 20s and gah the lip fillers / shiny faces are just crazy to me. Some of the lip fillers look truly awful I really don’t understand how anyone finds it attractive.
I guess each to their own though!

sheldonesque I can’t post for laughing at your observations. Spot on, every one of them. 😂
You should do this for a living.

Bobs you are doing a service to women like me who forgot to do the needful. For that I salute you. As does me Bic.

Each to their own indeed. Smooth and shiny may be the way to go. Just not for me. Unless they are hinting at groomerage for 70s fanjos?
Vajazzles are probably wasted on them.

Here, in the undergrowth, there quivers a solitary sparkling jewel... unseen to all but the most intrepid of ferreters.

If they have a silver shamrock badge on the back of their necks, they may blend in better with their shiny masks come Samhain.

How many more days to Halloween is it?

I feel petit Pete is only going to ferapy in order to put a little more organic filler where normal filler dare not go.

And mama sims’s sulky face is getting on my nells. It all seems like such bloody hard work. He shouldn’t have buggered things up with Megs.

I’m also tired of everyone having a pop at Amber. Leave it ahhhhhht.

Dan is an arse. And I laughed a little too hard when he said that poundies Cher was a familiar face. I would posit the notion it was a distinctly different face than last series. And quite possibly last week.

Amy’s mam and dad. I did get a bit emosh. And had real tears. So get it up ye sims sistas. I’ve got fluid and I’m not afraid to drop it.

This episode has been brought to you by Kleenex and Tena.

So they've been friends with benefits for 2 years. And apparently no one knew? Dan Edgar was revenge/rebound?
Chloe should know better. She's a grown woman.
Now she needs to tell Pete how she feels if she loves him and wants him as more than a friend. Then it's up to him i guess.
Does he have trouble with the idea of settling down? Or is he just not that in to her?