TOWIE S26. Starts tonight SUNDAY 13th sept - itvbe 9/10pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop

My trashy towie is back 😍😍

I liked the 10yr last week

Let’s see how they coped after lockdown and from tomorrow filming will be harder as no paaaaaaaaaarties

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

I am 50 (odd)
Look 63

Gob off like I’m 15 and on buckfast.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

And can out-sheldon Sheldon most days.

But I have my own hair and teeth.

Which a lot of that towie shower can’t claim.

[NancyBotwinBloom]

Buckfast hahah it was all thunderbirds ted when I was a kid and mad dog 20 20.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

20-20 was posh.

I am not worthy!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Oh for. I R.E.M. rhunserball 2020. Maz sogs and barcardi breezers


Got soooooo drunk on the watermelon one abs just threw up red constantly

Just the whiff of barcardi now makes me want to heave

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Southern Comfort is my nemesis.

Instant cowk.

And perpetual parents revenge for decimating their drinks cupboard and liberating said bottle from the house cunningly disguised in a juice bottle.

Similar story with Malibu.

If Dan would have presented me with a plastic fish when under the influence back then, I would have been thrilled.

Now? Not so much.

[MsMiaWallace]

It was bound to be a plastic fish. It's spitting image of his missus!

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Now now.

Apart from a select few, most of the females on there are sponsored manufactured by Mattel. Amber, to be fair, is not to the same bride of Essexstein levels as some.

Not looking at mama oh no....

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Don’t get too close to the radiator my dears

[BillieEilish]

[MsMiaWallace]

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Breaking news.

With the Cubans on for a bit of leverage things got a little too hot and heavy....

[Bloatedandconfused]

That's really disturbing @stillsomewhatsheldonesque hahahahhahahahahahah

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

What is disturbing is that I no longer look like JAA in a frock.

My face looks like the blobfish except with unruly grey hair.

And my arse looks like its twin.

There’s no bloody justice in this world

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Bone weary of nichole and cletus.

Sick fed up of the bitching but are fine bitching themselves? Who are they? WHO ARE THEY? I’d back my sister even if she was wrong? That makes you a chump.

And the snidey holeishness in the spa? Pointless bothering with the spa Treatments when you are oozing ugly on the inside. ‘They didn’t even look at me....’. I’m surprised you managed to notice as your eyes had rolled that much you were looking at the back of your neck.

The sistas are tiresome as well. Who back up mama as above and bitch to deflect from her wrongs.

Petite Poit and mama having a break from eachother? Woundedbabble for you are fine enough for a port on a storm but not for anything more cos you is haaaaard work blud.

Love the justification for boffing Dan and the break up of same. I carried my baggage with me? Babble for I ruined it cos I is hard work blud.

‘It was never about dan. I got over him as quick as I got into it’. And yet we had to put up with you wailing about it for weeks and weeks and weeks.

And gutsby’s face when Pete said it was 2 years. Gutsby wouldn’t need Cubans for access - he’d be slidey. Spry crisp and dry even. I’m waiting for him to get a tattoed neck, grow some curls and cultivate some edgy cheek bollocks. And then go sliding to chance his luck. And lo. A sliding and a sniffing he went. He didn’t even bother waiting to channel his inner Pete.

Wait for the drop? Wait for the drop kick more like. Right back into the friend zone.

The lap dance. My life. Lego Harry giving it the eyes. Eeee.

Little Chloe Brocket looked really sad at the bar. I hope that her and Kelsey sort it aht.

Same with Saff.

And more of the mama stuff with Petey Sunday I see. The break for their sanity doesn’t matter as much as the storylines...

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Omg joeys bleached hair and weird eyebrows

Poor saff

The lap dance

Sure Chloe Simms lips are even bigger

Kelsey teeth huger

Dan made sense. Him and Chloe are over. He’s with amber

[MissMarplesHandbag]

Give me the beautiful twinkling eyes, kind faces and genuine smiles that you see on the Repair Shop any day

Quote of the thread!

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Mama Sims’s lips have to be bigger.

You can’t be closing your mouf when you have spent fousands on yer teef and want to show them off 24-7.

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

If Joey goes collars and cuffs it will nip a bit. And make little Joey look like a newly hatched chook.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Who is Nicole ?

Yah looked very uncomfortable

And

Don’t forget towie years - best bits from 10yrs ago

Fri 10/11
Sat 10/11

[stillsomewhatsheldonesque]

Thanks for the best bits holler blondes

Think I’m on nights but will record it. And no doubt add a tuppenceworth.

[MissMarplesHandbag]

@Blondeshavemorefun - is that on ITVBe too?
Thanks for the heads up.

[user1471543094]

I don't get why now Pete and Chloe have decided to air this? At some stage between the fall out and the disclosure they must have discussed this between them about allowing it on the show? Why keep it quiet for 2 years and then talk about it now that it is seemingly over?

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I’m sure they went out in the show for a few weeks

So tney blurred the lines then

Nights - at weekend @stillsomewhatsheldonesque ouch

I work nights but rarely weekends

Working tonight

[Bloatedandconfused]

Chloe Sims is giving me blind fury. Dan didnt mean anything? Errrrrr what? You said he was your perfect man. Funny how now she is saying it was only 5 weeks yet in the last series Demi said it had been going on a lot longer. She caused murder between Dan, Joey, and Diagz and for what? She didnt give a shit. Chloe Sims is a really shitty person. And we all know this bollocks with Pete will be over by the end of the series - fingers crossed