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Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 11/09/2020 12:56

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

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Escapedtothecountry · 18/09/2020 18:00

Hey! It's me again. Still trying to catch up. Im on episode 19 now ( I'm up to the bit where the guys have stayed with the gals) Will I be able to watch the last episode with you all on monday? I so hope so.
Any road up, its taking me ages because I'm reading the appropriate thread as I go along. It's better than the programme itself.
Still shocked that Tracey is friends with Bjorn (or was it Benny) from ABBA. Did anybody else notice him? (He was sat at her table wearing a pink satin jacket).
Also, I think Thumbface only has one pair of knickers. We saw him standing at the window in an early episode wearing only his pants, said same pants reappeared for a second time sticking out above his jeans when he was talking with Tracey whilst they were having a drink. (she was wrapped in a big red blanket). He must have to do a quick turnaround knicker wash every bedtime. (Bet they'll be rubbing by now, all that bobbling.)

Verdita73 · 18/09/2020 19:45

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder - Tracey did fall for Thumbface .....in a Limerence style way

Thanks Rinder for introducing Limerence - something else we have to talk to our Sixth Form pupils about - it's so powerful and destructive .

RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder · 18/09/2020 19:51

[quote Verdita73]**@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder* - Tracey did fall for Thumbface .....in a Limerence style way*

Thanks Rinder for introducing Limerence - something else we have to talk to our Sixth Form pupils about - it's so powerful and destructive .[/quote]
It really is. Reason goes out the window.

And on that note I’m away next week where there is no access to MAFS. I might end up binging this weekend. I got so far!!!

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 18/09/2020 20:03

Sarah's wearing her breastfeeding dress again...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:04

Also, I think Thumbface only has one pair of knickers

But they are very Manly Knickers, Escaped.

Stronger than the average boy knicker and able to withstand his manly bottom burps etc. Probably needs the skiddies for reinforcement.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:07

What the hell is Sarah wearing?

Mr Schaden is hoping for a quick flash - I don't have any boobies, myself, and he probably doesn't remember what they look like.

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ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 18/09/2020 20:09

@SchadenfreudePersonified

What the hell is Sarah wearing?

Mr Schaden is hoping for a quick flash - I don't have any boobies, myself, and he probably doesn't remember what they look like.

I told you Schaden it's her breastfeeding dress 😁
SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:10

Troy's parents look very elderly. They must have had him late in life - though Mr Schaden blames the pitiless antipodean climate and thinks that his mother is only 57.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:11

I told you Schaden it's her breastfeeding dress

It's certainly nourishing Mr Schaden's imagination . . .

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:11

I wish they'd all stop picking on Ashley.

You'd think her family would be on her side.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:13

Ashley's sister would be an excellent ventriloquist - she had that entire conversation without moving her lips.

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:13

Oh here we go = the Poundshop Sopranos . . .

Baby Soprano does talk some sense

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ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 18/09/2020 20:14

Why are her family all Team Troy? Poor Ashley!

riotlady · 18/09/2020 20:16

*What the hell is Sarah wearing?

Mr Schaden is hoping for a quick flash - I don't have any boobies, myself, and he probably doesn't remember what they look like.*

Honestly Sarah's ability to keep her breasts contained in all of her dresses has been a constant source of amazement. There was one earlier on in the series that was like two tiny triangles and it somehow stayed perfectly placed the whole time.

I'm v jealous, I'm busty (though not quite at her level) and haven't worn anything strapless in about a decade.

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 18/09/2020 20:17

Baby Soprano does talk some sense

Yes he does! Sarah needs someone to slow her down

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 18/09/2020 20:18

@riotlady
I think it's tape! Lots and lots of tape! 😬

Destinysdaughter · 18/09/2020 20:19

I'm busty too and I have NO idea how she does it!!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 18/09/2020 20:20

I haven't had any boobs since I was breast-feeding riotlady - and then they were rock solid and leaking - in fact, projectile squirting - like I don't know what.

Mr S just needed to stroke my neck and the let-down reflex kicked in and the entire front of my dress/ nightie/ whatever was drenched, and even a deeply sleeping infant would get the scent and wake up squalling for sustenance.

Not terribly romantic.

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Destinysdaughter · 18/09/2020 20:21

Ooh John looks quite handsome.

Destinysdaughter · 18/09/2020 20:23

Aw those vows from John are beautiful!

Destinysdaughter · 18/09/2020 20:24

Wow her high heels!!

GlummyMcGlummerson · 18/09/2020 20:26

Is it just me or are there a lot of women stuffed into their dresses tonight 🙊

riotlady · 18/09/2020 20:26

I think it's tape! Lots and lots of tape! 😬

Yeah, that's probably it. Can't be comfortable?

*I haven't had any boobs since I was breast-feeding riotlady - and then they were rock solid and leaking - in fact, projectile squirting - like I don't know what.

Mr S just needed to stroke my neck and the let-down reflex kicked in and the entire front of my dress/ nightie/ whatever was drenched, and even a deeply sleeping infant would get the scent and wake up squalling for sustenance.

Not terribly romantic.*

Oh no xD I remember when my milk came in overnight, I went to bed looking pretty normal and woke up looking like Pamela Anderson. riotdude was overjoyed until he realised he wasn't allowed anywhere near them!

riotlady · 18/09/2020 20:27

I don't know what's going on with my ability to bold things, it's all over the bloody place

GlummyMcGlummerson · 18/09/2020 20:27

@SchadenfreudePersonified

I wish they'd all stop picking on Ashley.

You'd think her family would be on her side.

Her sister is vile. Ashley is not a bitch because she hasn't fallen for the floppy idiot act