Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

I’ve done it to dh a couple of times

Yes - I say “far out” to myself in an Aussie accent a lot (they start saying this all the time in later series of MAFS Oz).

I've been waiting for you lot to get to this episode. It was fab.

But don't give up yet, the last few episodes are so worth it.

I've finished season 6 and the DCs are literally begging me not to start season 7

Ooh, another corker! Tracey's dress was absolutely gorgeous. I'm so pleased TF ended up crying a bit and looking like a prize plum. I honestly thought Tracey would stay, but she ended up doing a Gabrielle. I suppose we saw a glimmer of what was to come when they were on their date and she said she's stayed out of spite
Charlene disappointed me tonight. Patrick's speech was so heartfelt and Charlene's was like a job interview. She came across as if he 'won' her and she's settled for him. He's a lovely guy and I know everyone's different, but surely these days a guy in touch with his feelings and is is kind and loving is a good thing?

@Egghead68

Ooh it looks like Trish has left MAFS Australia now and will be replaced by a “sexologist” called Alessadra Rampolla in 2021. The other two “ixperts” are still there.

I think you'll find it's a "SIXologist", Egghead

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Has anyone else started speaking in their heads in Aussie accents or is that just me?

Nit jist yew.

I asked my husband if he wanted a chook for Sunday lunch week...🙄

I'm watching the John and Deb episodes from season 4. Poor John!
Honesty box question:
What are your deal breakers?
John: Don't have any
Deb: Smoking, drinking, gambling, watching football (basically John to a T)

Next question:
What's your gut feeling about this relationship?
John: not good
Deb: WTF JOHN WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

😂😂😂

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Has anyone else started speaking in their heads in Aussie accents or is that just me?

Yes. Unfortunately it’s when the news is on about the “Rule of Six”.

Deb was racked, Glummy - absolutely barking!

It occurs to me that if a PP is right, and Tracey had a deliberate gameplay from the start, and all of that "I'm a really forgiving person" stuff was all BS, then she has effectively prostituted herself by being "intimate" with Thumbface for the duration of the "ixpirimint".

All I can say is 'Eeeeeew!" (and I'm making a disgusted face while i say it).

I've not only found myself adopting a (rubbish ) Aussie "ixcent" as Glummy is, but I'm ending my sentences on a questioning note, even when they are statements? Mr Schaden thinks I've finally "cricked"?

Bit he disn't need to wirry? I've got his bick?

*Deb was cracked, not racked

Wow did not expect that!, At last Tracy woke up and he was dumped, the player was played yesssssss!
So glad Charlene decided to stay with lovely Patrick I was hiding behind a cushion when she was saying her vows, just didn’t want him hurt.
Hope he can stand up to his mother, she doesn’t want him to marry anyone, he really needs to break away from her.
Looking forward to the rest, can’t see a future for Ash and Demonic laughing Troy . Crossing fingers for John and Melissa, worried about Sarah being far too controlling for Telv, it’s like he can’t leave her side or she falls apart.

Tracey played TF - well done her!

“I think you’ll find it’s “sixologist”

My “bid”/bad !

@brittanyfairies I loved series 6, my favourite so far I think. Almost finished S7 but 12 yo DS wants to watch the last couple with me so i am having to wait.

@hoxtonbabe

Awwww... look at BBN crying, surely your heart must be softening and you feel love towards him now *@SchadenfreudePersonified*

How can you not fall for his charms and kind words 😂😂

He’s rubbing his eyes - but there ain’t no tears .

@minty133

Charlene's vows were awful! She sounded like she was going to dump him.

Just saw them. They really did. I thought poor pat was about to get a bullet.

I actually cheered

Oh God DeanO and the crying 🙄

@Egghead68

Ooh it looks like Trish has left MAFS Australia now and will be replaced by a “sexologist” called Alessadra Rampolla in 2021. The other two “ixperts” are still there.

I guess Trish is too into Roger the Lodger - who obviously has her back , front and behind . Shame really ! Almost came to like her intense comments made whilst looking like Mortricia . Still , at least John the Spike is still there .

@GlummyMcGlummerson

Has anyone else started speaking in their heads in Aussie accents or is that just me?

Yes - I say , “Come he - ah ! “ to Mr Verdy . And he does . Immediately !

Fecking hell I am absolutely gobsmacked. Well done Tracey. I actually can't believe it.

Another one here who's been quietly practicing my Australian accent in the shower xD

I have a different cynical view of our Trace: I don't think she's been planning to leave him all along but I DO think she's been playing for the cameras. I think she thought she looked all great and compassionate and forgiving by staying with TF and they'd somehow develop into a popular love story, but she's finally picked up from the other contestants and her friends and family at home that everyone thinks he's a twat and she's stupid for staying, so she's dumped him.

I guess Trish is too into Roger the Lodger - who obviously has her back , front and behind

@riotlady

Another one here who's been quietly practicing my Australian accent in the shower xD

I have a different cynical view of our Trace: I don't think she's been planning to leave him all along but I DO think she's been playing for the cameras. I think she thought she looked all great and compassionate and forgiving by staying with TF and they'd somehow develop into a popular love story, but she's finally picked up from the other contestants and her friends and family at home that everyone thinks he's a twat and she's stupid for staying, so she's dumped him.

I agree, there may have been an element of wanting to prove she could win, ie make him fall for her, but she did genuinely like him. She thought he was a prize and only realised after talking to Telv and her family that everyone else just thought he was a dickhead.

I know a bloke very much like DeaNO, even looks a bit like him but without the humongous neck. He's been married 3 times and engaged twice. He's ace at chatting up women and making them think that he's besotted but he just can't keep it in his pants, and like DeaNO he doesn't really see anything wrong with how he behaves because there's always another sucker waiting in the wings.