Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Awwww... look at BBN crying, surely your heart must be softening and you feel love towards him now @SchadenfreudePersonified

How can you not fall for his charms and kind words 😂😂

Yep - she's feeling triumphant.

But I hope she isn't going to be taken in by his Brave Manly Tears . . .

They are for himself, not for her or for the dreadful behaviour he's exhibited

What a pr*ck!

I've a feeling she will do a "the wedding was amazing...I was shocked that you were having daaaarts...but I've found mysilf falling in love with you...."
So predictable (sorry I love you MAFS but it is)

Noooooo

@hoxtonbabe

Awwww... look at BBN crying, surely your heart must be softening and you feel love towards him now *@SchadenfreudePersonified*

How can you not fall for his charms and kind words 😂😂

Hard to believe that a heart can be as cold and cynical as mine, and yet still beat . . .

Oh look - he gave her his "cheeky grin" . . .

HIT HIM HARD AND HIT HIM LOW, TRACEY!

Holy shitballs are Channel 4 trying to give us all heart attacks with their ad timing???!?!

Is she gonna dump him????!!!!!!

LOL @SchadenfreudePersonified

Come on Tracey! We’ve got your back

Good on you Tracy!!!

OMG, it has been so hard knowing that was coming and not saying anything! Yaasss Tracy!!

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

As my sixth former would say...YAS QUEEEEEN!!!!!

Fucking TAKE THAT Thumbface.

Well done Tracey. I'm genuinely gobsmacked!

Thank GOD!

@Sunbird24

I know! It’s been really hard, lol. It all
Gets so much better again from here, lol

I actually need a sit down after that.

I really wasn't expecting her to dump him.

I hope that was her plan all along to give him maximum humiliation!!

Hahaha schadenfreuden personified!!
Hahaha hahaha

Twitter is going bonkers about this! Literally NO ONE saw this coming!

Bloody good for you our Trace

Fist pumps all round!

Oh wow Tracey! Awesome.

If he really loved her he would have begged her to stay with him.

Oh eff off Thumbface. Nobody cares about you committing your entire life . . .

I was suprised by both, i thought charlene would be a no so was delighted she decide to give it a shot.

Beware: the channel 4 description for Tuesday nights reunion (on sky) gives away a pretty big spoiler.

I’ve glad you’ve seen what happens with TF now!!! Been so hard not talking about it.
Don’t miss the rest of the episodes. They are corkers.

I thought Charlene would go, too.

Patrick is a lovely guy, but she doesn't find him attactive (and of course, his mother is Ghastly!), soI really expected her to let him down gently.

And I have a new respect for Our Trace, publicly humiliating that knob-end. He'd publicly humiliated her often enough. I wonder if she'd hinted all week that she needed him to "confess" during his commitment vows? He wa desperate to stop on the show and become a famous rapper, that sad tw*t.

Ooooh! Egghead

I'm getting excited now - can't wait for tomorrow!

Tracey went up in my estimation 1000% in that episode.

Re the vows: according to Melissa’s book they write them themselves but then the production team get them to change bits.

Ooh it looks like Trish has left MAFS Australia now and will be replaced by a “sexologist” called Alessadra Rampolla in 2021. The other two “ixperts” are still there.

Oh I really enjoyed that and then dh ruined it by reminding me of his prediction earlier on (he is of course still totally not watching this nonsense. He said that if she said stay at the end then she’s genuinely who she’s been portraying herself as throughout - a bit of an idiot who will let any man walk all over her - but if she says leave, then he has no doubt that she deliberately played along throughout so that she could stay until the end to get maximum exposure and fame.

I want to believe that she found her self respect, but I think he might be right.

I am extremely glad Charlene and Patrick are going for it!

But dear Lord! How did they string that nonsense out for hours?! There was five minutes of content in that show. FIVE GLORIOUS MINUTES!

Has anyone else started speaking in their heads in Aussie accents or is that just me?