Sixy Tixting and Why I'm Still Single at Fifty: Rancid Trolls and Crappy Rapping, Skateboarding Sex Pests and Boys' Night Banter - How They Revived the Badger Badges Industry Worldwide . . .

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Noooo she has to stay! I think they’ll work when he doesn’t have the cameras on them.

Yeah she's got the face of someone who's about to do some dumping

She can't stand it when he cries, she sees it as weakness!

Ooh I've already seen this episode, I am so looking forward to finally sharing it with you all!! 😁😁😁

I know! Lol, I’ve been waiting till we get to this,I’ve done all my Googling on them and been waiting for this thread to catch up. I’ve kept away as I didn’t want to accidentally drop a spoiler, lol

I’ve been good and not gone on to season 6.... YET.

Love Patrick's speech, it's so heartfelt.

I cried when I first watched This and I'm crying again!!

Charlene’s hanging in there but still won’t kiss Patrick on the lips.

Awwwww you GUYS!!! So happy they both said yes.

Although Charlene's speech sounded like a dumping speech til the end didn't it!

Ah - finally, a proper kiss! But her heart’s not really in this.

Praemonitus , praemunitus . ( forewarned is forearmed )

Every day a schooldays

Our telly and internet have been off this evening and have just come back on - I will be watching it properly on catch-up, so I'm hoping it's worth it.

SchadenfreudePersonified

Oh it SOOO is!!!

This show makes me wanna go on MAFS!
Although with their track record of giving men what they want and women they opposite of what they want, I think I'll ask for a fat short bloke with balding hair, anger issues, and a tendency to cheat.
And hope they find a man who'a looking for a slightly chubby, permanently knackered, obnoxious blonde with an addiction to crisps and MN

While we wait - a trailer for the new MAFS UK here:

www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2020-09-16/married-at-first-sightseason-5-trailer/

But...fast forward the first half!

So do we believe TF 's I'm a changed man narrative...?

HAhahahahahahahhhHAHAHAHahhahahahaHAHAAaaaaaaAAaa . . .

Babboon Bum Neck

Priceless!

Charlene's vows were awful! She sounded like she was going to dump him.

I'm sure the producers must tell them what to say in order to increase the drama!

DUMP HIM TRACE!!!!

"Tracey makes me feel like a man" = I can treat her like shit and she's fine with that

Superb translation, Glummy

By 'eck Tracey looks stunning

Watch Tracey's body language...

Tracey does look pretty.

Think Deanoo should have done a rap!!

"The other woman"

This is a shit speech Dean