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This is, obviously, the proposed title for my thesis in support of my Diploma in Expertness . . .

Shall we make vow renewal predictions on which couple will "try and make it work aartsaard the ixperimint"?

Thumbface and LickyLips: Both to say yes
Charlene and Patrick: him yes, her no
Ash and Troy: Him yes, her no
Melissa and John: Both to say yes
Sarah and Telv: Both to say yes

Glummy, that's a much prettier picture! I don't get why folks stuff filler onto an already young and pretty face, but ignore me, I'm middle aged and grumpy.
I'm broadly agreeing with your predictions except I think Charlene&Patrick will be yes and yes and Troy&Ashley will be no and no.
I think Troy's epiphany should be he isn't really in love with her, it was just a tic to compliment her with. Ashley just isn't into him abd there's no point trying to force it any more.
That sea horse is flogged to death!

Goys oi think we’ve got something spicial and wanna keep foighting. Oi’ve got all of
Your bicks... ivry last one of you!

Now WHERE ARE THE OTHER SERIES?

Does inny body hiv inny oydeas?

@NowYouListenToMeFella

I am only seeing dean and Tracey on the boat now. Someone had the nerve to call to my house to visit me. Then a friend rang the second they went out the door to hash out why a man has just dumped her.

Some people!

They have no consideration.

I think Troy's epiphany should be he isn't really in love with her, it was just a tic to compliment her with.

Sort of a creepy, obsequious form of Tourette's syndrome?

I know Schaden. I am turning off my phone and watching it with the curtains closed and no lights on tomo night.

Is the last episode Friday? Please no, I am away for the weekend.

James McAvoy has just appeared.

@Fannybawz

Goys oi think we’ve got something spicial and wanna keep foighting. Oi’ve got all of Your bicks... ivry last one of you!

Now WHERE ARE THE OTHER SERIES?

Does inny body hiv inny oydeas?

I think they might be on All4.

Troy reminds me of a puppy trying to lick your face when he launches himself at Ash for a kiss.

Good predictions so far. Will have to mull it over and see.

Oh Tracey. She is so caught up in the connection' she will let anything go. Anything. I cannot feel bad for her anymore. She is just beyond help.

John is lovely, but his laugh would drive me mad!

@GlummyMcGlummerson

So I messaged my colleague who's seen all the episodes and asked her to send me a picture of Tracey now that doesn't shows spoilers in it. Et voila. I can tell she's dissolved her filler and looks 100x better

Thank you for satisfying my curiousity! She does look much better

Why is there no Charlene and Patrick special day - or was the trip to the high wire at the gym it ?

Did anyone notice that Tracey’s right eye ( left looking at the screen ) looked a bit sore and/or bruised ?

I wondered whether the fragrant Dean had given her one , as well as the white Andy Pandy suit ?

Dean was given an awful lot of screen time telling Tracey one lie after another . I wondered whether this was so that the producers had an ample supply to draw on for the final denouement , along with a viewing of the “boys night” ?

Yes the day at the gym was their date.

@Honeyroar

Yes the day at the gym was their date.

Thanks !

The gym date is my idea of sheer hell, but Charlene seems to really enjoy going - there's been quite a lot of footage of them exercising together.
Each to their own I suppose!
My idea of a good date is more along the Telv line of thinking! Delish meals and diamonds

Predictions NOT spoilers
Dean and Tracey: Both say yes, last a short while
Charlene and Patrick: Both say yes, last a short while
Ash and Troy: Both to say yes, instantly split up
Melissa and John: Both say yes and I do hope they last
Sarah and Telv: I really cannot guess

I felt last night's episode was quite sad. Sarah and Telv obviously like each other a lot but he is early 30 s with kids and she is late 30 s without kids. She needs a man ready to commit like yesterday.

Charlene has totally pissed me off. She was all for telling Dean off but her own relationship needs work. She should be focussing there. Someone else will snap up lovely Pat in a heart beat. Looks like his mum, Ruby, was right.

Tonight's episode was a bit boring. I think John is pravaricating for no good reason - John, you are nearly my age! It's later than you think!

Tracey and Dean, no idea what is going on.

Troy and Ash, no idea what is going on.

DH has just looked at Thumbface's FB page. It says "nothing for education". No surprise there. Now he's looking at Tracey's page!

I will be massively disappointed if the producers don’t show the footage of Dean’s lies, in time to save Tracey. They surely have a duty of care?

I think even if they say yes none of them will be together for the reunion a month later!

@FuzzyPuffling

DH has just looked at Thumbface's FB page. It says "nothing for education". No surprise there. Now he's looking at Tracey's page!

Hmm, I think Dean is a graduate of the University of Life and has an honours degree in Bullshittery (2.1) His final dissertation was 'How to successfully gaslight, lie and cheat'. Some of the brightest folks I know didn't go through the education system - Mr Eau has done well without, but came from a background where education wasn't valued I really, really hope they show the footage to everyone, thus showing Tracey the truth and vindicating Patrick and Charlene. @Italiangreyhound yes, I want to shake John too and tell him to say he loves her...if he does? And don't say you're fond of her. I'm fond of Haribo and croissants. Actually, no, I'll amend that to I love them.

Tracey: T/F tell me how I know you are committed to this relationship?

T/F: Since I met you Tracey, I don't want to be with anyone else.
I can't imagine my life without you.
I want to have little T/Fs and Traceys and for us be a team.
I finally get what its like to meet the love of my life and would be devastated if we couldn't be together.
You complete me.

Instead she got:
I like you. You're great.
I want to give up the single life ..... I really do.

I want to have kids and for you to look after them.

Open your eyes Tracey! (I know it's over 2 years ago, but I still can't help it).

@Honeyroar

John is lovely, but his laugh would drive me mad!

At least he’s stopped sticking his tongue out all the time . Either it was an automatic reaction to the lovely Deb or they’ve cut out any scene with that action in it .

@Honeyroar

I think even if they say yes none of them will be together for the reunion a month later!

Or they’ll have swapped within the group . Eg - Troy obviously likes older ladies - he might rock up with Melissa . Any other possibilities ?

Charlene has totally pissed me off. She was all for telling Dean off but her own relationship needs work.

True - but it isn't because she's a lying, cheating, narcissistic, self-justifying, POS who has no respect all for her partner, and makes detrimental and spiteful remarks about them, is it?

Hmm, I think Dean is a graduate of the University of Life and has an honours degree in Bullshittery (2.1)

I disagree, Eau - I think he got a double first in Bullsh8ttery and Ars*holery - and was probably also a Negging Blue.

I'm fond of Haribo and croissants. Actually, no, I'll amend that to I love them.

If that's almond croissants, I'm prepared to duel you to the death for them . . .